We already have those hip-hoppers and rappers in our community. And now, there are a few new additions to follow up! Say hello to Emo and Gothic, baby! Basically, the former two are usually attached to guys, not malayalee guys, not telugu guys, but INDIAN GUYS! Whilst the latter two somehow managed to attract those Indian girls, and nobody knew how that somehow made its debut!

I was talking to an Indian girl whom I’ve known for quite some time in MSN Messenger and she kept on changing her display picture, which made me to ask her one question:
 

Makkez: Why your posing in all your pictures are one kind?
Girl: coz me an emo
Makkez: ….huh?
Girl: emo lar… dat one also you dunno arh?
Makkez: Ohh… yea, I know….

 
I’ve heard of this ‘emo’ thing but never really paid any serious attention to it. The moment that girl told to me about her ‘emo-istic’ character, I rapidly hopped into one of the online urban dictionary site, and this is what I found:
 

Definition of Emo:

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 14 year olds who don’t smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 of the face at an angle.

 
The bolded sentence signifies the exactness of what I have seen in that girl’s picture(s). I wonder, how the hell did this kind of culture managed to sneak in into some our Indian girls’ mind and once again, HOW THE HELL did they got attracted to it? Another thing that some of you might not aware about Emo is CUTTING! Yup, cutting their wrist, cutting their palm, you name it!

These kind of girls would usually express themselves in their way of dressing, appearance and the music they would listen to. They are usually shy, sensitive and often depressive. Allright, let us take an example of a love failure. A typical Indian guy who recently went through a miserable love failure would end up drinking in the Kedai Ah Pek nearby while this Indian ‘emo’ girl would take a sharp blade, cut her wrist slightly for the sake of adhering to the rules of ‘emo’ and the very following day, she would start googling for tons and tons of “love hurts”, “love sucks”, “guys suck” pictures and so forth to be uploaded into her social networking profile. Although this ‘wrist/hand cutting activity’ may not be carried out in a large number, but the influential power of ‘emo’ would force them to do so sooner or later!
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Certain international sites are loading slow as usual whilst local sites seems to be okay for the moment, or maybe I should do a more thorough check on some of the major local sites to verify my previous ad-lib.

Gmail.com? Oklar. Youtube.com? Kinda slow. Imageshack.ws? Slow like hell! Or maybe I should put the blame on their servers? Downloads? No comment!

If I were to call those Streamyx customer service, I won’t be surprised if they ask me to follow their same and lame Kindergarten methods, ranging from disconnecting the modem from CPU, connecting it back, resetting the modem and lastly, flushing my DNS! Ini nenek saya pun tahu lar!

Or maybe I might be getting a response such as this (Enjoy the video!):

SHUT UP U!

THIS POST IS INTENDED TO MALAYALEES ONLY!!

For god’s sake, I would NEVER EVER aim my post to any particular ethnics, like what some jerks would do. Allright, let’s cut the crap. First and foremost, I would be dedicating this post to those Mista WhatEva in Friendster who would love to waste hours of his precious time going around in Friendster looking for some hot chicks and asking for their phone numbers as well as to priyacute going around in Indiaglitz and Behindwoods looking for some Trisha’s and Asin’s photos to be uploaded into their Friendster profile. Ohh, and not forgetting some “ethnicist” who loves to crap around with their ethnocentrically-inclined views and ideologies. Other interested newbies are welcomed!

When it comes to internet, many people would be attracted to the beauty of social-networking, blogging, warez, hacking, online games and “etc etc”. But, the moment one individual ventured into money making business, and I meant serious money making, he/she would never ever let his/her interest from fading away and hence, expansion of their empire would be taking place! Why can’t our kids do the same instead of wasting their time on some crappy-online stuffs?

You see, I am not going to touch on Forex investment or those kind of services but I would be focusing on two particular options, which I found to be very very useful. Before I proceed further, I am not proclaiming myself to be a professional in this ‘money-making’ field. I am just sharing my experience to all of you, as what people would say, sharing is caring!
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Are you a Tamilan? Are you a Malayalee? Are you a Telugu?

Whenever I came across any Indian asking me these kind of questions, I would really love to answer it in a ‘decent’ way: Would it make any f*cking difference If I happened to be in any of these categories? But, for the sake of ‘being polite’, I would just go like: “Yea, I am a Tamilan. So what?”. SO WHAT? Just because I’m a Tamilan and you are a Malayalee/Telugu, are you going to show off your middle finger at me and go away?

Now, what made me to bring up this ‘inter-racial’ issue anyway? Well, continue reading!

Yesterday, this blog received some incoming hits from a link which seems to be a Friendster’s bulletin board post. So, obviously I would click on it to see where it is heading to and who would have posted it. But, to my disappointment, it didn’t showed anything! Well, of course it won’t as the ‘someone’ who posted that bulletin is NOT in my friends list (Only those bulletins posted by the people in our ‘friends’ list are viewable). Therefore, I have to ‘force’ myself to view that bulletin by any means and surprisingly, I succeeded! And as for the content of the bulletin, well, have a look at the screenshot image below:

Those links that he has posted are broken. Therefore, whenever someone clicked any of those links, they would be redirected to a built-in 404 error page and I have no idea to which blog post he had linked them initially. I believe it would be those few Tamil conversation posts and some of my recent articles.
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Sorry guys but I could not recall his full name! The above would be one of the best mimicry I have ever seen, besides those of Michael Augustine, Kovai Guna and Western Pattabi from the same programme (Asatha Povathu Yaaru). These guys rock!
 
Feel free to watch this one as well (Vijay and Cochin Haniffa damn good!):
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