Indian ‘kaigelz’ and ‘mandes’ at schools
For those of you who have never heard of these two terms: “kaigelz” and “mandes” – Well, I would say that you are living in an outdated century. Anyways, “kaigelz” refers to “a group of Indian friends” while on the other half, “mandes” refers to “the head of a particular group” – or to be precise, the head of a “gangsters-wannabe” group.
Now, there might be many other incongruous versions for the meaning of those two words which may or may not be appropriate in terms of its usage and the environment. Well, to be on the safer side, I would rather streamline this post so that the coverage would be focused on our KAIGELZ and MANDES at schools alone! You got that right, at schools!
Gone are the days when you could see around 3 to 5 guys walking around and self-proclaiming themselves to be the thugs in schools. Gone are the days when you could see ALL the girls running away from this so-called ‘thugs’ when they are around. As we all may know, the world is evolving and so do our community here in Malaysia.
Nowadays, KAIGELZ at schools would be accompanied by a freak, who is known as the MANDE of that group. But still, there are some KAIGELZ who remains as KAIGELZ until now without any MANDES or *censored*, and my utmost respect for them would be there! Allright, back to our topic. So, what makes this particular MANDE to become the MANDE after all? Who elected him anyway? The answer – None and no.
Well, actually, there are some certain criterias which have to be fulfilled in order for one to become a MANDE for a group of KAIGELZ at a school. First, the walking style. You walk straight as a normal person and you shall be regarded as a nerd. You walk sideways and you shall be regarded as a jerk. Now, go ahead and ask, “then how should a MANDE walk like a MANDE then?”
THE SWAYING STYLE!
Sorry guys, I don’t have any Youtube videos to show you an example nor could I demonstrate the walking style but I bet some of you would have seen how some MANDES would walk, bending one side of the shoulder at a time and walking while waving his hand high above the sky. The other KAIGELZ would usually be one step behind this MANDE as they would be afraid if they happened to accidentally ‘collide’ with that idiot, due to his walking nature.
Okay, the MANDE and his gangs are walking around the school. So, what’s next?
One of the easiest and common way of getting yourself into trouble with this gang would be – walk passing by them, accidentally looked at them and lastly, talking loudly among your friends – In which these three situations would cause NO HARM to the gang, let it be physically or mentally. But somehow, our MANDES can’t live a single day without making any trouble. So, what would he do?
For the first situation (walk passing by them):
ENNA NAADDE ‘LARI’YA AGUTHE?
For the second situation (accidentally looked at them):
ENNA PANDANG ‘LARI’YA AGUTHE?
For the third situation (talking loudly among your friends):
ENNA PECHI ‘LARI’YA AGUTHE?
*Accompanied with some chorus by the ‘other monkeys’ from the background – ENNA LAAA….. WOI….. WEI……*
‘Enna’? ‘Lari’? Now that is what I call a pure Malaysian language! Looks like this MANDE is well-versed in metaphor languages! Kudos to him and his ‘Oxford-graduated’ followers.
Not only that, somehow, there would be one or two ugly-looking-Indian-slut(s) accompanying that particular group, talking loudly and tapping one another, pushing the other and cracking some stupid jokes or let me put it simple and straight – attention whores.
This type of girls would usually be in the last class of the school or to-be-very-lucky in the second last class. Their marks would be full of reds and they could hardly talk-cum-understand English and Malay. And yes, they talk VERY GOOD Tamil bad words, which seems to be a plus point for them (The same goes for the guys). You mess with them and expect around 20 guys, dressed in those black-yellow striped shirts, waiting for you outside your school once your school finishes.
Back to our MANDE story. Our MANDE is proudly powered by his KAIGELZ, in which when he is being surrounded with 20 of his friends, expect him to be the ‘King’ of that school. But, when he is alone, well, he won’t be alone. Trust me. When a fight is about to happen, our MANDE would be the very first person to initiate the fight, by shouting and raising his tone consecutively, but when the fight happens, our MANDE would retract slowly by moving backwards, backwards and further backwards but that doesn’t stop him from shouting! All hail our great MANDE!
This type of MANDES would usually ride a cheap-lame-tweaked EX5 motorbike, and would be trying their level best to perform a road show outside the school by doing some monkey stunts. Out of a few Indian girls walking back home, around 5 of them would be watching his monkey stunts. And the purpose? Well, the chances of seeing a bunch of monkeys performing some motorbike stunts are very rare, hence their enthusiasm in watching them. Accompanying that monkey would be a few other monkeys watching his stunts and cheering at them, with certain monkeys grabbing their respective RXZ’s and 125Z’s and doing their part as well.
On the next schooling day, the same story repeats.
In a nutshell, to all those MANDES, GANGSTA KAIGELZ and SLUTS, you all are a big disgrace to the rest of us! For your own community’s sake, please change your bloody mentality and grow up a little!
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34 Responses for "Indian ‘kaigelz’ and ‘mandes’ at schools"
haha.. Im just loving ur blog man!
Savadi article bro. We’re talking the same language bro. Ninggethan en mande la bro. HEHEHEHe..
Related article:
Indian gangs in Malaysia
http://ragedindian.com/?p=36
Fantastic xcelent balle!
Makkez my mande..haha gud article..keep it up mande
OMG hahhahahahaha…….d above article juz made me laugh till my eyes teared!! hmm but ur so MEAN to call those gurls “one or two ugly-looking-Indian-slut(s)”…..what about people who arent fortunate enough to look like aishwarya rai??lol…n mr.editor u musta been doing alot of observation on how mande’s talk and walk!!…anywayz, we dont need youtube, why dont u juz do an act to show us huh??hehe…with a mask maybe
right gud one there!!..blog more!
auu.. nambe orelle.. ethene skul iruke tereyuma.. anthe skulle.. inthe mathiri vetti MANDE etene iruke teriyuma? inthe vetti mande kude irukere makke geng etene iruke teriyuma? hmmm.. well the point is.. malaysia has around 8 % of indians.. so in a normal sekolah kebangsaan there is about 8% indians in it..
but
this kinda sluts, mande(male sluts) n kaigelz make about most of the problamatic students of the skul, maybe about 50% of the trouble makers.. renunglah.. indians make a small portion of the students… but causes the most troubles in skul.. n u people wonder y the malay n chinese look down on indians??
well the cause of this prob is.. this indian mandes wanna get equal with the chinese mandes.. but eventhou the chinese mandes do alot of prob n flunk in their exam.. they most prob already have a family bisnes to do.. jual kuay teow.. work shop.. n other bisnes.. so.. their main aim is to complete their form 5.. but this indian mandes .. their family will be suffering.. they have nothing if they fail spm.. but still they wanna show they have the longest ####… renunglah sekali lagi.. chinese mandes stop skul become bisnessman.. indian mandes n their brainless geng stop skul n beg for jobs.. clean toilets.. sapu jalan.. work under the ex chinese mandes work shop.. go sg n work as kontraktor.. or sum become profesional kaki pukul n hitman..
renunglah..
tamil en pechi.. tamil en muchi…
…sokkathanggam…
haha…
this is very true article,bro..
this problem still happening in our community..
until now,we could not figure out what is the actual probz..
environment problem or family problem or lack of education problem..
aikzz….hopefully something changes will happen in future..
mike, savadika sambar article!! Experienced that before, been there done that.. keep up the good work…
yeppa enna oru article.. good one… romba observe pannirikingge..
aiyo aiyo..eppadi mudiyithu?? Unge inspirations engerunthu varuthu?:D
dat is one of the best article i’ve read and the information contented is awesome…really true….tanx n best wishes in ya future atricle bro…nice job man
hahahhaa…..well,seriously,i have seen that all….especially the “mande’s” walking style….walking one kind..like drunked guy or just got bashed up frm some1…and the followers all…can just say all are a bunch of idiots.. so far that i have seen,all are from last classes with teribble marks and getin a disgusting looks frm the teachers..after school time,this bunch of idiots will gather with another bunch from other school and go roam the whole taman with their kapcai bike and making sounds like hooligans….After all that,will go their drain side ‘port’ and disturb the gals who pass by that if that gal happens to be a regular passer by,the love will bloom and there goes the story of couple…bla bla bla…i can write a essay about this…
Make it short,no respect for this bunch of ppl.
gud article bro……
i agree wit captain vijayakanth…by being like dat indians r giving away d opportunity to othas…tink ppl!stop being so called mandes…be a mande in d rite thing..like in STUDIES….!!!it will help u a lot…wait…ppl who r supporting dis article…do u guys tink all those mandes will read it….most of them wont lah….eventhough dis is one of d superb idea to make all dis mandes realise…but cant v have sm otha way to make dis ppl to ustand???!!! let us change dis together!if all of us cooperate…m sure v can work it out!!!so open ur eyes ppl!!!stop being childish n being mandes…do smthing which is beneficial for U…UR FAMILY..N UR COMMUNITY!!
KAIGE’S KARAT…KAIGES’S KARAT….
(cant stop laughing)….
yena sirippu lari ya agethe….hahahahah
Gud article…well, i’ve seen such sceneries in my schooling time though im from a gals school….i always wonder wats their main purpose 4being like tat???
- to seek attention 4m ppl ard them n gain respect 4m tat ?? —> then sorry, u just disgrace urself and losing ur self respect in front of others…
- to be famous/popular in school ?? —> yea u will b, coz of ur insane activities and immaturity….another point where u losses everything…
Being mande’s and surrounded by kaigels don’t lead u to anything expect ending up in gangsterism/rowdyisms ….maybe at tat point u might b sum1 but aft ur school life u r no1 to anyone…ur just a hero who turns to zero…. aft spm wif all 8E’s n 9 G’s in their cert, they started to knw d real life n regret (very few not all) of their stupidity act during school times…as v indians, oni edu will lead us to b a better n respectful community in future…none other than tis not gonna bring us higher…i dunno y our bro n sis failed to understand this…i won’t blame d parents fully….hope this so called mandes will realized soon before its too late….
superb article bro!!keep up wit ya innovative ideaz
like wat “indian gal” said,wud the ‘mandes’ n ‘kaigez’ read tis article??wud b g8 if sum1 cud ask them(‘mandes’ n ‘kaigez’) to read tis article and hope soo they wake up.
cheeRs
makkez was a Mande in our school… “A” class mande…thats y he can wrote this article with full off feeling! savadi bange neengge!
with love;
Kaigelz
hehehe!!!
wher de hell u get de topic to tupperan la.. nice article bro.. Appai ke ponne tuppe..
First of all, hats off again for your excellent and articulate article about Indian Gang behaviours. It seems that the gangs detail seems to be very much real and true. So, my opinion on reasons why indians acting this way is primely because of the effect from Tamil Cinema. Eppo T.R Rajendhar pesarathu nirathararo, appathan ithe ellam kuraiyum…lol
Thanks friends!
And, to those who asked me to demonstrate the walking style, “PUHLEASEEEEE LAR!”
@makkez…why “yar”..u can do it 4 us “yar”….
itz really very daimn F**cking ”da truth….”..keep it up Mande…Karatzz
okok
well mr.editor…ur “PUHLEASEEEEE LAR!” is not accepted!!….dont be shy shy
…im sure u’ll make a good cat walk model to demonstrate since u’ve observed so much during your schooling days!
*runs away*
HAhahhahaha…..
Makkez runs away oso like mande i guess….
yo makkez…u have a very good sense of humor.
Hehe…
nice… i love ur story..
personally i nvr came across any Mande(s)
coz i was from different type of school in Malaysia.
we dun have Mande(s) in school
hahaha.. reminiscing on those school days.. yeah. i use to hate those fellos and yeah the Sl**s. They were famous alright. 1 ended up pregant, 1 ran away, and 1 kena buang sekolah. lmao.
love ur articles la!
hahaha….a fantastic article larrrrr….
makkez neenga yengayo poitinge…..
pathu manee vanthure porange unga linele….
i will like to be your student
haha , anthe nade irukke ..priceless therima
.. the way they sway..athelam oru talent ponghe… 
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