Indian Reality TV Girl slaps and getting slapped!

There won’t be any new posts for the next few days as I would be away. Hopefully I would be back as soon as possible. Cheers to everyone and enjoy your weekend!

I don’t have much information about the show and its hosts/contestants but one thing for sure, It is not in Tamil or Malayalam. The following clip could be best presumed as what *might* happen when you are out with your super-modern-clubbing-hot-sexy-peter-akka girlfriend and both of you happened to argue in the public. Possibilities are there that she *might* bravely utter the F-word to you without taking into account the people that are surrounding you and to further add some salt into the wound, you shall be expecting a sudden-slap as well.

Moral value: Never fall for girls easily just because they are very hot, sexy, english-speaking and go to clubs often because you would never know what awaits you at the back. Oh and as usual, hatred comments by some Bangsar clubbing chicks are most welcomed!

Parliament…. Here I come!

DSAI

 
KJ

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Spot The Weird

NST Pix

 
Something is seriously wrong in the above picture (NST online news - 24th August 2008). Try to figure out what it could be and the first person to answer correctly would have the opportunity to fly to Kerala for 3 days and 2 nights and thus enjoying yourself chit-chatting with the Malayalees over there. So, any takers?

 
*Contest prize inspired by Abang Durai
*Contest prize sponsored by the infamous “Malaysian Malayalees” Friendster Group

 

A “Datukship”, RM300K and RM3000 pension

We all know that one of our Malaysian badminton player made it to get a silver medal for the Beijing Olympics 2008 and in return for his success, he will be getting a “Datukship”, RM300,000 as well as a RM3000 pension. I am proud of him, and we all should, since he played as a Malaysian, won as a Malaysian and came back as a Malaysian. All of us are Malaysians, aren’t we?

Now, one thing that keeps on bugging me is that the ‘award’ he received for his success in obtaining a silver medal. I won’t be saying that he should get less or he do not deserve to get a “Datuk” since I do not know the criterias in order to receive one, but when recalling with what ‘others’ had did, don’t you think those ‘others’ deserve at least, a better award? And, since there are a lot of ‘others’ in this country, I wish to streamline those ‘others’ to Malaysian Indians specifically!

Others

Others

Others

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Yet another racial slur? Pariah!

Pariah

For those who does not know the meaning of ‘pariah’, here it is:
 

The word pariah, which can be used for anyone who is a social outcast, independent of social position, recalls a much more rigid social system, which made only certain people pariahs. The caste system of India placed pariahs, also known as Untouchables, very low in society. The word pariah, which we have extended in meaning, came into English from Tamil paaiyar, the plural of paaiyan, the caste name, which literally means “(hereditary) drummer” and comes from the word paai, the name of a drum used at certain festivals. The word is first recorded in English in 1613. Its use in English and its extension in meaning probably owe much to the long period of British rule in India.

 
So, by addressing us, the Malaysian Indians as ‘pariahs’, he is saying that WE ALL ARE LOW CLASS, REJECTED FROM THE SOCIETY as well as UNWANTED. Previously we had the phucktard teacher who uttered her racial slurs towards some Indian students, then some bunch of Malayalees talking cock in a discussion forum and now, a lawyer uttering the same racial slur? Yenda nainggela, yenggele parke kevelema irukka??

I really wish I could type something very long to express my anger and wrath towards this lawyer but on the other half, a “picture speaks a thousand words”!

Hence, here’s my pictorial reply:
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Ooops, Malayalees did it again!

With regard to my earlier post titled Omnekutty, will you marry me?, I happened to do a follow up on what those other “Malayalees” would have commented pertaining to their infamous Friendster group discussion post that has been going around for quite some time: Why do malayalee girls finding for indian guys as their life partner…!!!

Surprisingly, there were a few replies posted and it would be my pleasure to take a screenshot of those postings and as usual, we shall discuss about it the M1 way. That certainly makes me a busybody but hey, WHO CARES!

Once again, here’s the infamous topic by our fellow Malayalee friends: Why do malayalee girls finding for indian guys as their life partner…!!!

And the replies:

Mal

Can’t think? Not concerned? Half-tamil? Geez.. sorry to hear that bro!

Mal

Ohh Shaman, I miss you man! I could not comment much about your reply as your English SUCKS terribly. And oh yeah, “we” must be united like those Telugu and Punjabis! Oh yeah baby!

Mal

Huh? Call themselves malayalees but marry with Indians? Apa you merepek macha? So you orang Malayalam masuk dalam kategori Cina ka? You are saying that just because Malayalees guys are ‘charming’ and ‘handsome’, girls should be aftering them? Any omnekuttys could kindly verify this statement of our etta? MALAYALEE ROCKS!!

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How the Beijing 2008 Olympic logo was made

Beijing

Beijing

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Replacing a girl just because she is “not pretty”?

This news might be a few days old but I really found this to be very stupid! Just because a little girl is not ‘pretty enough’, she has been banned from singing the China’s national anthem at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics and had been replaced with another girl who seems to be ‘pretty’ but her voice sucks! In the end, both came to a win-win situation; “I’ll be ’singing’ using ‘your voice’. You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours, huh?

This reminds me of the stupid Fair N’ Lovely advertisement, where as in their belief, dark-skinned women are a disgrace and won’t be bothered unless she applied that stupid cream all over her face and became fair the following morning, and only then the guys would be sticking out their tongue! I’m just wondering, does Fair N’ Lovely still using that advertisement?
 

China

[12-Aug] It was a performance that melted hearts all around the world. In front of 91,000 spectators and a billion TV viewers, Lin Miaoke sang China’s national anthem at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. Or rather, she didn’t.

Rejected: Yang Peiyi (right) was banned from singing live at the Olympic opening ceremony and replaced with Lin Miaoke (left). For it emerged yesterday that the pig-tailed nine-year-old had only been lip-synching the words - because her voice was deemed not good enough, while the girl who did sing was not considered pretty enough. Chief music director Chen Qigang explained that during a live rehearsal shortly before Friday’s ceremony, the Politburo member said Miaoke’s voice ‘must change’.

So Peiyi’s voice was matched with Miaoke’s face. ‘We had to make that choice - it was fair both for Lin Miaoke and Yang Peiyi,’ Mr Chen told Beijing Radio. ‘We combined the perfect voice and the perfect performance. ‘The reason was for the national interest. The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feelings and expression. Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects. But in the aspect of voice, Yang Peiyi is flawless.’

A photo of Peiyi posted yesterday on a popular website shows a smiling girl with braces and crooked teeth. She insisted she was not upset at the switch and was honoured to have her voice used.

Source: dailymail.co.uk

“Girls plz avoid photos in frenster”, says an Indian girl

Friendster

The image seen above is a screenshot depicting one of the bulletins posted in Friendster and it kinda grabbed my attention, hence this post was made. Based on the image above, I believe that the first FIVE lines are what our “poster” or one of our community girls would have written (don’t bother much starting from the 6th line onwards) and this “poster” might be one or might even be one of those who are currently ’spreading’ it. Either way, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that, it was posted by an Indian girl.

As you can see, our poster here is very desperate in wanting “our community girls” to avoid photos in Friendster. To further clarify that, she urges all the Indian girls in Friendster not to put any photos. Alright, let us look at the next line. According to the poster once again, It seems that in India, a lot of Malaysian girls’ photos were flashed in phrone? *pron* websites. I have only one question for her. HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNEW THAT, IF SHE DID NOT HAPPENED TO STUMBLE UPON THOSE *PRON* SITES? Care to give an answer? Hmmmm. As for her last line, she seems to be giving a piece of advice to “our girls” to avoid photos on the net.

Well, after doing some thorough research, these would be some of the things that I would love to pour out to my dear Indian girls:

  • If you do not want to put your photos, fine. Don’t put it. Infact, DON’T PUT ANYTHING YOU IDIOTS! By putting a Trisha’s or an Asin’s picture as your primary display picture, you are infringing Friendster’s Photo Policy and I would be more than glad to report your profile to be totally terminated.

  • It was you who gave some sexy posings, and obviously you should know on how to differentiate between which photo is sexayyy and which is not. Later on when your photo flew all the way to some cheap KERALA *pron* sites, then why the hoo-has, my dear Indian girls?
  • *Pron* sites have their own models. So stop thinking that you are a “hottie” or a “sexyyyy girl” qualified to be fit into those sites. To make it short and simple, STOP DREAMING!
  • Even if the superimposed/fake image happened to have your face and someone else’s body, why you wanna make a big fuss out of it? Be happy that it is FAKE and JUST FAKE. In other words, keep it to yourself and stop going around and saying “Hey, my face appeared in this XYXYXY *pron* site, under the gallery section, page 2. Oh my god, oh my god!!”. You are further b*tching yourself, idiots.
  • If you are talking about your reputation, privacy and safety, there is only one way. STOP USING THE INTERNET! Those three are not only limited to photos, but even the information you are sending and receiving, your logins, your passwords, your IP address, cookies, backdoor keyloggers and so on. You just won’t know what sh!t is happening in the background whilst you are surfing. Care to disagree with me?
  • Last but not least, if you are so worried that your photos would be ’stolen’, then for god’s sake, STOP HAVING A FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT. We don’t need cowards like you. Keep in mind of this catchphrase: “Nothing is safe on the internet”.

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