Pulithi – What’s their bloody problem?
This post was written at 6.02pm
From what I have observed, “Pulithi” is not a severe bad word like what the other P word stands for. If it is a bad word for you, sorry to say but I can’t help it. For me and in the place where I’m living in, it is just a ‘harsh’ word to be precise and I dare to say that “Pulithi” means exactly the same as “PARUPPE”. Correct me If I’m wrong. Why pulithi, and why not use the word paruppe instead, you may ask! Well, it’s kinda bored to use the same word over and over again and in addition, newbies who have never heard of this word before would get used to it henceforth! Hey, please don’t bombard me for ‘teaching bad words’ as ‘it may influence the so-called kiddie readers out there’. Come on, besides us, the M1 bloggers teaching some ‘bad words’, what are friends for after all?
Whether you realise it or not, out of 10 Indians (boys for now), there would be 3 Indians having this “Pulithi” disease. Most of these pulithis would LOVE to brag on how good they are, how great they are, how many fights they have been involved, how many ex-GF’s they had and all those shit. What do they expect us by listening to their crap stories? A “WOW”? Or a “Fulaaaamak”? Or maybe even a “Savadi bang ningge”? In your dreams, morons!
Sometimes, whenever I came to know some new buddies, we would be talking like usual when suddenly, he would be twisting the whole conversation and would be talking about his schooling days, how everyone used to envy at him, how all the girls would be attached to him and making the other guys jealous at him and etc. What the hell do I care on how many girls were attached to him? What the hell do I care on how many people envied at him? Seriously dude, I know you, you know me and that’s it. No crappy stories and no grandmother stories. From the way he expressed his “many girls attached to him” feelings, I have no bloody idea on what his feelings were. Was he happy, upset, proud or maybe sighing for having ‘many girls’ or perhaps, ‘not much girls’? His ambivalency is killing me!
Now, it is time for some facts:
How would a “pulithi karat kaige” brag about himself?
- How many scars he has, indicating that he has been involved in some fights.
- He ‘so-called’ knows Abang Jahat from Klang, ‘Vettu’ Mani from Seremban, Ligat babu from Segambut and all those other mandes.
- He ‘so-called’ had a girlfriend ONCE and currently broke-off due to some ‘unforeseen circumstances’.
- You mention any name of any beer and he would proudly say “Hey, I have tasted that! It is good!”, even when the beer doesn’t exist in reality.
- He spent nearly RM5000 modifying his RXZ or 125Z.
- “Buang sekolah” or “Gantung sekolah” would be a big-time achievement for them and hence, would be expecting others to think that “Ohhh, you are greattttt!”.
How would a “pulithi die-hard-hiphop kaige” (mah favorite hommie!) brag about himself?
- His bling-bling is worth RM200 and is very hard to be found elsewhere.
- He spent RM600 just for the sake of buying his latest XXXXL-sized T-shirt and his
RM0.5050 CENT baggy pant. - He claims to have ‘taduveran’ more than 10 girls previously and is currently being with his 11th girlfriend.
- Words such as “Vanakam”, “Valge Tamil” and all those pure Tamil words would be a taboo for them. You use words such as “Yo man..”, “Hommie”, “Wasssssup” and they would love you.
- You would give your hand to shake and expecting them to do the same. But instead, they would be doing some ‘twist-and-turns’ and would be tapping here and there and finally giving you a handshake in a weird way, indicating that they are ‘unique’. By then, your 10 seconds have been wasted.
- He claims to know two of the hottest chick in Bangsar and Hartamas very well, which are Prisha and Nisha respectively.
Talking about boys alone would make me a sexist so let us invite those girls into this post. Although “Pulithi Girls” doesn’t make any sense, but theoretically they sound too good to be true!
How would a “pulithi hot chick” brag about herself?
- She would be so proud knowing the fact that she had 10 ex-BF’s before.
- She claims that her 10th boyfriend is “sooooo caring” compared to her previous 9 BF’s and would be expecting the others to share her ‘happiness’ together.
- She claims that she is used to talk in English although she is very fluent in Tamil.
- In a party, instead of asking “How do I look?” to a guy, she would ask “Do I look pretty?” and would be expecting the guys to say “You are GORGEOUS!” although she’s not.
- She loves to go around and tell to others that she stores a lot pictures depicting herself in her Friendster account and would ask the others to check them out. To their despair, there would be around FIVE pictures in her public album and the rest 80 pictures in her private album.
- By posting ‘surveys’ in Friendster bulletin, she believes that the guys would be viewing her profile out of their curiosity and hence would be messaging and praising her on how ‘nice it is’ to read all her
f****d up‘surveys’.
Do you have any? Well, feel free to add your own! To all those pulithis, GO AND GET A LIFE! To others, hatred comments are welcomed. Sekian, terima kasih.
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27 Responses for "Pulithi – What’s their bloody problem?"
makkez… i cant stop laughing…
and it started from “Pulithi Girls” ….no hard feelings anyone…
dude the word Puli-T is juz a word same meaning of Paruppe….the rez of our blogg is crappin stuff…
ThanXxXxXxxx..Muaaakkzzz…
P.S : melleh ore pulethi athe kuleh comment kudethethan..
hahaha. brother, your blog never fails to amaze me. It is just so sad to know that Indian guys still thinks being a gangster or karat kaigelz brings them more good. A$$ OOOOOL’s
god post lar makkez…!!
mmmm.. nowadays the rising of puluthis are frustrating us…
The “puluthis” like to show their “bantha”, i wana tell them sumthn- !&%$#@^%$*&@
Haha;p
These pulithis s far s I’ve seen are over populated in private colleges;p
Guyz n galz alike..
Pathetic really lukin at them…
hiphop pulletiz are also known as pullethi bobs’
@Chan – Hehe
@sensored – You are repeating what I have said above. And, since when ‘we’ had a blog?
@Durai – Athan bro.. Athu katiyom oru pulithi vanthirichi comment kuduke…
@Vivek – Really arh bro? Hehe. I like your ending lar bro, @$$ OLLLLL
@vasan – Cheers bro. You got that right, they love to ‘bantha’!
@S. Lee Veles – Private colleges? Yup! Even in public uni there are tons of them bro.
@inba – Thanks for the info bro.
*ouch* *termakan cili*…. i oso do surveyz laaaa!!!!
but not for anyone specific to read. but reli i do it for my own boredom sake wic occurs rather rarely. 
…ishh. terasa lahhh i makkezzzzzz. niwayz nice blog. love readin it. xpecting more n more from u 
. xoxo!
oh yeah. i hav to tell u, dat recently after watching kuselan.. my family n i had a very heaty discussion bout da new dasavatharam n old dasavatharam movie.. regardin his 10 avatars~… my parents claim dat his 9th avatar isnt balarama at all becos datz lakshmana’s avatar not vishnu’s avatar, and they say its Buddha whos vishnu’s 9th avatar…but if u watch da old dasa, krishnan wud xplain dat balarama iz da 9th avatar… but we cant jus believe anythin based on a movie, but practically thinkin its true tat vishnu cant take balarama’s avatar?
…bcos balarama iz considered to b lakshamana. and vishnu is vishnu. so whos da 9th avatar? balarama or Buddha?…. i wud love if u cud write an article bout our hindu myth…..
:):)
makkez!!!!! yennekku ore unnme terinjagenum!!!!
yennekku ore unnme terinjagenum!!!!
Unggeleku “abg pulithi” teriyuma?
Avere yeappedi irupar’ne teriyuima?
Teriyum’thane!
Yaar kitte’yum sollidathingge…..
ALINJIRUVINGGE!!!!!
Ungge’le sollule mike! Manikkenum!
laysa enn site’ke vanthetu pong’ge!!!
i mean to post a comment, boss!
hahahahaah savadi article
yen manase kavarthetinge makkez…
puluthi kacang!
haha ithethan pulithi meaning oh…kanne torentetikingela..pulithi also can be said puithi..sounds more vulgar..lol
hahax….
but we used to say “puluthi kacang pulut udang” for those who “bantha” alot…
Keep it up,bro..
bange, ‘the eyes’ karetta sonna.. enekum ore unmai therijagenum..
anthe abg puliti yaare bang? sollenge bange.. haha..
savadi post..
@ sensored- Puliti pathi pesena innore puliti ke kovam varethe..
Enna kodumai sar ithe..
@Indianponnu – Kochikatingge indianponnu… I just can’t help it. Anyway thanks and as for your Dasavatharam conflict, sorry to say but I don’t know much about our ‘gods’. If you want, you can go to my another post about Dasavatharam movie which can be found in the right sidebar and you may argue there. Ohh and thanks for the suggestion regarding the ‘hindu myth!
@Theeyes05 and upm puliti – Errrr… I’m not sure who you are talking about guys.
@rujjcoomarh – Enna kodumai bro ithu!
@k3sh – Puithi? Sounds nice bro!
@Solomon Apaya – Uikks, I only knew until the “Pulithi kacang pulut” part and never knew there is an ‘Udang’ behind it.
cheh cheh.. ungehkiteh kochikelamah makkez?!!
this is indian “culture” for now….maybe year 2020 will be different a bit…..
Different or maybe even worse
bro i think u have lots of “Pulithi” and “Abang Karat” prob in your collage ,
that gives you idea to write this WONDERFULL posts , carryon .
hehe … good one … great article..
Gee! Everytime i come to ur site, i gotta keep my mind ready to expect a lot of vulgarity esp aft the “tamil bad words” post. In this post, the word “puluthi” kills my ears/(eyes?) but hey, i see the truth in it. Totally agreed that there are a lot of wannabes around…like the hip hop fellas, outside with some westernized clothings & language…but once he reaches home it would be fully tamil!…e.g. He comes in aft partying one night and his mom; Amma: Dei, Engge da poitevaarae?? Yo Yo Guy: Friend’e vittuke poituvaaren, ma”…and the rest of the conversation in Tamil.
And about the Karat fellas, i usually encounter them bragging & purposely talking out loud esp wen there’s a grp of girls sitting at the opposite table/bus stop…& not mention how they will stare at them (in a scary way) like as if they pose as a big “terror”. And the girls are “supposed to afraid” of them?
And the girls. Yup, i’ve come across them…(many of them). Although they say that they only speak english (although fluent in Tamil), i’ve discovered that they are actually fluent (grammatically) in neither. They allow the bfs to touch/hold them in public for popularity…but most (can i say) “normal girls” are actually disgusted with the sight of them because we know the truth. (& the truth is, if the Girl’s Father sees this, she’s literally dead!)
Haven’t observed much about these guys. But this is my opinion abt them. But I’ve thought abt these ppl’s behavior so much & i can conclude that it is a result of TEENAGE IMMATURITY & MERELY A WAY TO FISH FOR AT-10-TION; because they’re basically not good in studies, not good looking, & not wanted anywhere around…SO ITS JUST A METHOD FOR THEM TO MAKE THEIR PRESENCE FELT BY THE OPPOSITE SEX/PUBLIC.
oops!…sorry for the very long comment.
nice t….
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n wat ya saying is 100% true.. abt d puli”t girls n guys…
i seen those girls n guys a lot in ma life.. till nw…
bt p’t some of them.. people call them s puli’t cause they didnt talk in tamil..
bt d actual truth is they realy dunno hw 2 talk in tamil…
cause their parent didnt teach them…
so v cant b saying them s puli’ts rite….
so.. about d real puli’tsss….
huh..huh… tired of thm..
y cant they stop ” banta” o more known s abt showing off thm self..
n d way d girls/guys says tht they have so many ex… duh
wonder if 1 day, all of their ex come n meet d girl/guys parent… imagine n c
hehe… cant help ma self stop from stop laughing… lol:
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