Why some kids should stick with Friendster instead of Facebook?

I bet some of the kiddie machis and kiddie machans would have felt like losing a part of their life when Friendster was down for the past 2 days, up again for one day and now, it is down again. In fact, Friendster is very well-known for “going down for maintenance” frequently and only god knows what shit they are doing backdoor during that maintenance time. Anyway, this post is not about ranting on “Friendster is downnn…. OMG!!“, but would rather focus on why some of our kiddie machis and kiddie machans should stick with Friendster and not hopping to Facebook, the new revolution of world wide web.
 

1) Only in Friendster is where you could upload tons of pictures of Asin, Trisha, Vijay and Ajith, and self-proclaiming that they are “you”. You do this in Facebook and do expect zero attention as no one would bother to “layan” you.

2) Some kids are used to go around in Friendster and adding people just for the sake of expanding their friends empire. In Facebook, do prepare yourselves to answer some you-hope-that-you-would-never-encounter-in-Friendster questions, such as “Do I know you?” or “Why you are adding me?“.

3) Most of the chicks in Facebook are some-what high class and you can’t expect them to give our their mobile numbers just with a couple of messages. “Hi da, you look hot. Can I have your hp no.?“. The previous example message would never ever work in Facebook, so stop wasting your time my dear kiddie machans. Get a life will ya?

4) In most cases, you can’t view a person’s profile without adding them (Facebook). Not even a full view of their primary picture. At least in Friendster, you would be happy to see their primary picture in a larger view (If and only if they are not some stupid celebrity pictures).

5) Goodbye to all those Princess Nisha, Nisha Cutie, Hot Nisha, Nisha chixxx, E-M-O Nisha and even nIsHa. Either you put your real name or GTFO!

6) You can’t simply change your name in Facebook as you need one of the Facebook staff’s approval in order for the name change to take effect. Once again, either you wait or if you can’t, GTFO!

7) There are too many features in Facebook compared to Friendster. It would take ages for kiddies to get used to them and even understand what they do and etc. In the mean time, Friendster would be a good choice for them to stick with.

 
You see, Facebook is more towards ‘professionalism’. I hereby declare that I am neither a kiddie nor a professional dude but at least, I know how to ‘behave’ in certain situations. The words “Kiddie machis” and “Kiddie machans” used in this post refer to those kids who are categorised in this post as well as in this post. It has nothing to do with those ordinary Friendster/Facebook members.

Dear kids, hop to Facebook only if you are prepared to face the challenges and obstacles that you would have never encountered in Friendster. Please don’t hop abruptly, screw some things up and let the other races in Facebook think that the Malaysian Indians are stupid enough for not reading the bloody rules and hence, degrading the rest of the ordinary members.

Valge naam samuthaiyam.



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  • 16 Responses for "Why some kids should stick with Friendster instead of Facebook?"

    1. Avatar rascalz November 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

      haha…. yea, if these kids come to facebook, then habislar our ‘manom’ there…

      I beg them nt to come there unless they grown up a little!!…. :lol:

    2. Avatar vickn3s November 17th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

      haha, good write up bro…but i guess u havent met to sakai’s who started to behave like they use to do in friendster by sending silly pic comments like, omg, u are the most beautiful angel ive seen…hey gal can i meet u?hey da, u look so sweet ma…
      tuuuhhh, maanamketta polapu la ithu….never even bother to call own mother amma, but calling all the bitches ma, da, maire mattey taata kottey….YKS ithu!!

    3. Avatar viji November 17th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

      Time to change…. welcome to facebook. :D

      “”I bet some of the kiddie machis and kiddie machans would have felt like losing a part of their life”"

      agree with this statement.. :P noe why.. since saturday nite ppl are start asking me.. ka, what happen to friendster? why i got only 26 friends and so so questions out.

      mcm la i ni friendtsre owner. anyway i increase thier heart beat to the level of heart attack with a reply, ” they goin to closedown friendster website. and this is the first step. :P ” hahahahha paavam chinna pillainga. hehehehehhe

      ~chiowz~

    4. Avatar sam-bboy November 17th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

      economic crisis kot they have to shut down the server! global recesion. Bye bye kids, go study hard n go get a life

    5. Avatar breakmx November 17th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

      power outage act….ppl going nuts not having friendster as it was like a way of life…haha…facebook is way better anyway…..shift if ur prepared…lol

    6. Avatar Makkez November 17th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

      @rascalz – Agreed

      @vicknes – Andava, anggeyo vanthutanggela? Pochi bro…. Nambe ellam buta than..

      @viji – Haha, good one! Make sure you maintain it that way. Just tell to them that you are a close friend of the CEO of Friendster, the so-called “Mr. Allen Smith” and he told you that Friendster is going to close down soon.

      @sam-bboy – Haha, if economic crisis really affects some of the websites, then tons of sites would have to go offline.

      @breakmx – Haha, agreed.

    7. Avatar Dev November 17th, 2008 at 11:19 pm

      lol… this is a good topic man.. always thought of this issue… keep up de good work…. :mrgreen:

    8. Avatar viji November 18th, 2008 at 3:16 am

      hahahaha.. i will.. i will.. cuz my adek-adek all sudah percaya the truth i told them .. kekekek..

      too bad friendster start working now.. haizz… palaiya kurudi katavai tiradi katai ya pochu.. :(

    9. Avatar Veni November 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

      Totally agree with you…Facebook is more to the professional crowd and yet we can still see some ‘typical friendster’ crowd there too : )

    10. Avatar Theeyes05 November 18th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

      you guys are like “nuts which forget the skins”…
      waalavey… inggpulish peribahasa…
      :lol: :lol: :lol:

    11. Avatar Kavi November 19th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

      well, i only have one thing to say….

      add me up in FB bro…. the badge is on my site’s sidebar… im looking for some WebDev kakis….

      :grin: :grin: :grin:

    12. Avatar Durai November 19th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

      FACEBOOK is 1000x better than Friendster partner, But somehow I feel that there is already few unwanted groups had come in to start their things in Facebook.

      Luckily facebook is a bit harder to master. Or not we can again see all the 17 year old sluts.

    13. Avatar xNuxer November 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

      true.. true.. Friendster have become part of their life :lol:

    14. Avatar Indians Invasion « Home :The revolution of Karma December 1st, 2008 at 12:02 am

      [...] do things that you normally do in Friendster. For an instance, I can quote from my partner Makkez article [...]

    15. Avatar radraff February 24th, 2009 at 10:22 am

      tHis aRticLe is tOtaLLy riGht.hOnestly speaking frieNdsTEr sUCks.i hated fs frOm the very beginning and loved fb frOm the very start bye friendster!

    16. Avatar Kavi August 11th, 2011 at 11:03 am

      Looking back at this article gave me a good laugh..
      Too bad the ‘kiddies’ have already migrated to FB..having headache seeing names like ‘Princess Nisha, Nisha Cutie, Hot Nisha, Nisha chixxx, E-M-O Nisha and even nIsHa’ ALL the time.. As you said in ’6 features of Facebook that may screw you’, Google + is starting to look like a better option.. better get used to it before the ‘kiddies’ migrate there too!


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