The whole world is in a state of shock due to the death of our beloved King of Pop, Michael Jackson (1958 ~ 2009). For those in the age range of 20 and above, I bet most of you would not have forgotten some of his super hit songs; Beat It, Billie Jean, Black or White, Thriller and You are not alone to name a few. No matter what, he is and will always be the King of Pop and no one could ever replace a legend like him. R.I.P.

I used to read a lot of pamphlets claiming that this particular Tok Guru is able to predict Toto / Magnum / Kuda accurately and his ability to ‘bring wealth’ to all this customers. Well, in those pamphlets, or from what I have seen averagely, there would definitely be some pictures of an Indian woman meeting a Tok Guru and below that would be her name, either Kamachi or Meenachi along with some text in broken Malay.

Saya amat bertrima kasih kepada Tok Guru kerana beri saya nombor ekor yang saya kena. Suami saya patah satu kaki dan tarak kerja. Saya menang RM200000 daripada nombor yang Tok Guru bagi dan hidup saya sekarang sangat selesa. Saya……. [and the crapping goes on]

Kamachi

 
Well, from what I have heard, these kind of Tok Guru’s would love to prey on Indians, particularly those desperate Indians who would crave for such menang-nombor-ekor opportunity to knock their door. Unfortunately, the knocking would be done by yet another Indian claiming that he ‘knew’ a Tok Guru which could change their life in a split of a second. The truth is, that ‘Indian’ would be working for that particular Tok Guru in bringing in customers. So, once the victims were duped into meeting the Tok Guru, 98% of the Tok Gurus would be asking for some sort of a ‘deposit’ to be offered to the god as a part of their praying process. And what happens next? The Tok Guru would be asking for another ‘deposit’ claiming that the offerings were not enough and he needs more money to ‘convince the god’ to give out a ‘jackpot number’. And what’s next? That’s it, the Tok Guru and the Indian assistant were nowhere to be found a few weeks later.
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While I’m currently busy drafting my next post, I thought of asking you, my beloved readers’ opinions regarding the ‘naming ceremony’ of my upcoming designing portfolio site. It should contain the word “Vikz” followed by whatever word (only one word) that may be related to designing, graphics and etc. If you guys have anything in mind, do not hesitate to pour out your ideas by commenting below. By the way, if you are wondering how my designs would look like, well, I’ve compiled some of the logo designs that I have made for my clients all around the world. Have a look below and if you feel like criticizing my designs, feel free to do so. And don’t forget, please pour out your ideas regarding the site name as well as I suck terribly when it comes to ‘naming’.

While things started to heat up due to the Muar Kali issue, I thought of giving my blog a break for a while and thus posted the following jokes that I received via email and sharing it with you all. Regardless whether the jokes are old or new, they would definitely give you a good laugh. The ‘poriki paiyen’ in the jokes below refers to an Indian guy who happens to be a dumbfcuk, just in case if some people are blur about it.

Poriki Paiyen bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Poriki Paiyen : I am proud because my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Poriki Paiyen : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Poriki Paiyen : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Poriki Paiyen : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Poriki Paiyen : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Poriki Paiyen : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Tamil Mimicry artist Kovai Ramesh also known as Ramesh Kumar, who is known to leave his audience in fits of laughter, had them in tears on Saturday, he died in a road accident on his 40th birthday. Coincidentally, it was the birthday of driver Karthikeyan who also died in the fatal accident.

Kovai Ramesh started his career as a mimicry artist performing at stage shows. His acquaintance with Kovai Guna and Kovai Ashok lead him to the talent show ‘Kalakkapovadhu Yaaru’ telecast by Vijay TV in 2005. Since then there was no looking back for this talented artist who captivated the viewers by dressing in female attire and imitating yesteryear heroines’ voices.

 
Well, I gotta say that I am a big fan of him when it comes to mimicking actresses body language as well as their voices, such as those of Oorvasi, Banupriya, Banumathi, Saroja Devi and so on. Those were classic! Unfortunately, sad to say that he is no longer alive now. Although I rarely watch Asatha Povathu Yaaru nowadays as how I used to do last time, he would always be one of my top picks from that show. May his soul rest in peace.
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