Poriki Paiyen Jokes

While things started to heat up due to the Muar Kali issue, I thought of giving my blog a break for a while and thus posted the following jokes that I received via email and sharing it with you all. Regardless whether the jokes are old or new, they would definitely give you a good laugh. The ‘poriki paiyen’ in the jokes below refers to an Indian guy who happens to be a dumbfcuk, just in case if some people are blur about it.

Poriki Paiyen bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Poriki Paiyen : I am proud because my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Poriki Paiyen : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Poriki Paiyen : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Poriki Paiyen : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Poriki Paiyen : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Poriki Paiyen : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Poriki Paiyen complained to the police: “Saar, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How come the thief did not took the TV?”
Poriki Paiyen : “I was watching the news…”

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Poriki Paiyen comes back to his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine”.
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment.”

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Once Poriki Paiyen was walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on “one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot”.

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Poriki Paiyen was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
says “Hello, how did you know I am here?”

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Poriki Paiyen : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Poriki Paiyen : If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?

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Teacher : “I killed a person”. Convert this sentence into future tense
Poriki Paiyen : The future tense is “you will go to jail”.

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Poriki Paiyen told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Poriki Paiyen : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”