We all know that one of our Malaysian badminton player made it to get a silver medal for the Beijing Olympics 2008 and in return for his success, he will be getting a “Datukship”, RM300,000 as well as a RM3000 pension. I am proud of him, and we all should, since he played as a Malaysian, won as a Malaysian and came back as a Malaysian. All of us are Malaysians, aren’t we?

Now, one thing that keeps on bugging me is that the ‘award’ he received for his success in obtaining a silver medal. I won’t be saying that he should get less or he do not deserve to get a “Datuk” since I do not know the criterias in order to receive one, but when recalling with what ‘others’ had did, don’t you think those ‘others’ deserve at least, a better award? And, since there are a lot of ‘others’ in this country, I wish to streamline those ‘others’ to Malaysian Indians specifically!

For those who does not know the meaning of ‘pariah’, here it is:
 

The word pariah, which can be used for anyone who is a social outcast, independent of social position, recalls a much more rigid social system, which made only certain people pariahs. The caste system of India placed pariahs, also known as Untouchables, very low in society. The word pariah, which we have extended in meaning, came into English from Tamil paaiyar, the plural of paaiyan, the caste name, which literally means “(hereditary) drummer” and comes from the word paai, the name of a drum used at certain festivals. The word is first recorded in English in 1613. Its use in English and its extension in meaning probably owe much to the long period of British rule in India.

 
So, by addressing us, the Malaysian Indians as ‘pariahs’, he is saying that WE ALL ARE LOW CLASS, REJECTED FROM THE SOCIETY as well as UNWANTED. Previously we had the phucktard teacher who uttered her racial slurs towards some Indian students, then some bunch of Malayalees talking cock in a discussion forum and now, a lawyer uttering the same racial slur? Yenda nainggela, yenggele parke kevelema irukka??

I really wish I could type something very long to express my anger and wrath towards this lawyer but on the other half, a “picture speaks a thousand words”!

Hence, here’s my pictorial reply:
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With regard to my earlier post titled Omnekutty, will you marry me?, I happened to do a follow up on what those other “Malayalees” would have commented pertaining to their infamous Friendster group discussion post that has been going around for quite some time: Why do malayalee girls finding for indian guys as their life partner…!!!

Surprisingly, there were a few replies posted and it would be my pleasure to take a screenshot of those postings and as usual, we shall discuss about it the M1 way. That certainly makes me a busybody but hey, WHO CARES!

Once again, here’s the infamous topic by our fellow Malayalee friends: Why do malayalee girls finding for indian guys as their life partner…!!!

And the replies:

This news might be a few days old but I really found this to be very stupid! Just because a little girl is not ‘pretty enough’, she has been banned from singing the China’s national anthem at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics and had been replaced with another girl who seems to be ‘pretty’ but her voice sucks! In the end, both came to a win-win situation; “I’ll be ’singing’ using ‘your voice’. You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours, huh?

This reminds me of the stupid Fair N’ Lovely advertisement, where as in their belief, dark-skinned women are a disgrace and won’t be bothered unless she applied that stupid cream all over her face and became fair the following morning, and only then the guys would be sticking out their tongue! I’m just wondering, does Fair N’ Lovely still using that advertisement?
 

[12-Aug] It was a performance that melted hearts all around the world. In front of 91,000 spectators and a billion TV viewers, Lin Miaoke sang China’s national anthem at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. Or rather, she didn’t.

Rejected: Yang Peiyi (right) was banned from singing live at the Olympic opening ceremony and replaced with Lin Miaoke (left). For it emerged yesterday that the pig-tailed nine-year-old had only been lip-synching the words - because her voice was deemed not good enough, while the girl who did sing was not considered pretty enough. Chief music director Chen Qigang explained that during a live rehearsal shortly before Friday’s ceremony, the Politburo member said Miaoke’s voice ‘must change’.

So Peiyi’s voice was matched with Miaoke’s face. ‘We had to make that choice - it was fair both for Lin Miaoke and Yang Peiyi,’ Mr Chen told Beijing Radio. ‘We combined the perfect voice and the perfect performance. ‘The reason was for the national interest. The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feelings and expression. Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects. But in the aspect of voice, Yang Peiyi is flawless.’

A photo of Peiyi posted yesterday on a popular website shows a smiling girl with braces and crooked teeth. She insisted she was not upset at the switch and was honoured to have her voice used.

Source: dailymail.co.uk

The image seen above is a screenshot depicting one of the bulletins posted in Friendster and it kinda grabbed my attention, hence this post was made. Based on the image above, I believe that the first FIVE lines are what our “poster” or one of our community girls would have written (don’t bother much starting from the 6th line onwards) and this “poster” might be one or might even be one of those who are currently ’spreading’ it. Either way, it doesn’t matter. What matters is that, it was posted by an Indian girl.

As you can see, our poster here is very desperate in wanting “our community girls” to avoid photos in Friendster. To further clarify that, she urges all the Indian girls in Friendster not to put any photos. Alright, let us look at the next line. According to the poster once again, It seems that in India, a lot of Malaysian girls’ photos were flashed in phrone? *pron* websites. I have only one question for her. HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNEW THAT, IF SHE DID NOT HAPPENED TO STUMBLE UPON THOSE *PRON* SITES? Care to give an answer? Hmmmm. As for her last line, she seems to be giving a piece of advice to “our girls” to avoid photos on the net.

Well, after doing some thorough research, these would be some of the things that I would love to pour out to my dear Indian girls:

• If you do not want to put your photos, fine. Don’t put it. Infact, DON’T PUT ANYTHING YOU IDIOTS! By putting a Trisha’s or an Asin’s picture as your primary display picture, you are infringing Friendster’s Photo Policy and I would be more than glad to report your profile to be totally terminated.

• It was you who gave some sexy posings, and obviously you should know on how to differentiate between which photo is sexayyy and which is not. Later on when your photo flew all the way to some cheap KERALA *pron* sites, then why the hoo-has, my dear Indian girls?
• *Pron* sites have their own models. So stop thinking that you are a “hottie” or a “sexyyyy girl” qualified to be fit into those sites. To make it short and simple, STOP DREAMING!
• Even if the superimposed/fake image happened to have your face and someone else’s body, why you wanna make a big fuss out of it? Be happy that it is FAKE and JUST FAKE. In other words, keep it to yourself and stop going around and saying “Hey, my face appeared in this XYXYXY *pron* site, under the gallery section, page 2. Oh my god, oh my god!!”. You are further b*tching yourself, idiots.
• If you are talking about your reputation, privacy and safety, there is only one way. STOP USING THE INTERNET! Those three are not only limited to photos, but even the information you are sending and receiving, your logins, your passwords, your IP address, cookies, backdoor keyloggers and so on. You just won’t know what sh!t is happening in the background whilst you are surfing. Care to disagree with me?
• Last but not least, if you are so worried that your photos would be ’stolen’, then for god’s sake, STOP HAVING A FRIENDSTER ACCOUNT. We don’t need cowards like you. Keep in mind of this catchphrase: “Nothing is safe on the internet”.

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UPDATE: If some of you haven’t noticed, the page of the “GURU SIDANG PAGI” (Morning session teachers) in the official SMK Telok Panglima Garang website has been edited to be exclusively viewed by registered members where as previously (a few days back), it had a free access (Well, you could simply register now and view it without any hassle). In addition to that, a shoutbox was even removed from that site. But don’t worry guys, where there’s a will, there’s a way. Our infamous GOOGLE CACHE managed to store the ‘cached’ version of that page and you can have a look on how that page looked like in July. So far, I have no luck in finding which teacher committed the offence as there was no GURU SEJARAH in the list but, there is a KETUA PANITIA SEJARAH! Could that be her? Do take your time to checkout the shoutbox as some concerned citizens voiced out their feelings in that shoutbox. Well, all you have to do is go HERE and click on the link which says Cached right below the URL of the search result. To compare it with the current page, it is HERE. Enjoy!

 
You referred those Indian students as “keling pariah”, “negro” and “black monkeys”.
- I should not say this but at the same time, I could not keep my hands tied without typing this. Podi PehPDK, Kandale O** (Decode that!).

You said that “Indians came from dogs”.
- Oh yeah? I heard that you came from a retarded-decomposed-dead-dog, which made up the current mentality state that you are having now. Is that true?

You said that “Indians are children of prostitutes”.
- Talking from a prostitute’s perspective huh?

You said that the “Indians community are stupid”.
- Oh really?

You said that the “Indian youths did not have testicles”.
- Why you are being so concerned about their testicles? Seriously, there are tons of guys here waiting to show their testicles to you if you are “so eager” in wanting to see them. What say you, moron?

You said that the “Indian youths always menstruates”.
- Huh? Why talking about menstruation? Don’t you have any other better things to talk about?

It seems that you purportedly beaten some Indian students and punished them.
- If it is not for a logical and acceptable reason, then you should really be lucky for being physically healthly by now.

You told the Indian students to stand up and wanted to test how they would react to the word ‘keling pariah’.
- WTF? In which syllabus that topic falls into, moron? And, once again, you are very very lucky because none of those students went straight to you and gave you a nice punch on your silly face!
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This post was written at 6.02pm

From what I have observed, “Pulithi” is not a severe bad word like what the other P word stands for. If it is a bad word for you, sorry to say but I can’t help it. For me and in the place where I’m living in, it is just a ‘harsh’ word to be precise and I dare to say that “Pulithi” means exactly the same as “PARUPPE”. Correct me If I’m wrong. Why pulithi, and why not use the word paruppe instead, you may ask! Well, it’s kinda bored to use the same word over and over again and in addition, newbies who have never heard of this word before would get used to it henceforth! Hey, please don’t bombard me for ‘teaching bad words’ as ‘it may influence the so-called kiddie readers out there’. Come on, besides us, the M1 bloggers teaching some ‘bad words’, what are friends for after all?

Whether you realise it or not, out of 10 Indians (boys for now), there would be 3 Indians having this “Pulithi” disease. Most of these pulithis would LOVE to brag on how good they are, how great they are, how many fights they have been involved, how many ex-GF’s they had and all those shit. What do they expect us by listening to their crap stories? A “WOW”? Or a “Fulaaaamak”? Or maybe even a “Savadi bang ningge”? In your dreams, morons!

Sometimes, whenever I came to know some new buddies, we would be talking like usual when suddenly, he would be twisting the whole conversation and would be talking about his schooling days, how everyone used to envy at him, how all the girls would be attached to him and making the other guys jealous at him and etc. What the hell do I care on how many girls were attached to him? What the hell do I care on how many people envied at him? Seriously dude, I know you, you know me and that’s it. No crappy stories and no grandmother stories. From the way he expressed his “many girls attached to him” feelings, I have no bloody idea on what his feelings were. Was he happy, upset, proud or maybe sighing for having ‘many girls’ or perhaps, ‘not much girls’? His ambivalency is killing me!

Now, it is time for some facts:

How would a “pulithi karat kaige” brag about himself?

• How many scars he has, indicating that he has been involved in some fights.

• He ’so-called’ knows Abang Jahat from Klang, ‘Vettu’ Mani from Seremban, Ligat babu from Segambut and all those other mandes.
• He ’so-called’ had a girlfriend ONCE and currently broke-off due to some ‘unforeseen circumstances’.
• You mention any name of any beer and he would proudly say “Hey, I have tasted that! It is good!”, even when the beer doesn’t exist in reality.
• He spent nearly RM5000 modifying his RXZ or 125Z.
• “Buang sekolah” or “Gantung sekolah” would be a big-time achievement for them and hence, would be expecting others to think that “Ohhh, you are greattttt!”.

How would a “pulithi die-hard-hiphop kaige” (mah favorite hommie!) brag about himself?
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Damn, it is kinda boring for not being bombarded with some hatred feedbacks for the past few weeks and I gotta say that life sucks without them! “Mind your own businesslar”, “You think you are better?”, “Stop stereotyping!”, “Puhhleassseeee lar!”. You name it! Oh my, I miss those commentators!

Anyhow, back to our topic today. So, what the title gotta say huh? Lovely Indian girls? Furious Indian guys? Well ladies and gentleman, according to facts, we are all living under the same umbrella called homosapiens and the only thing which segregates us apart would be race, religion and beliefs. To go further deeper, there would be those males, females and ‘aravanis’. Candidly, I do not know much about those ‘aravanis’ and their ‘mentality’, so it is better for me to put them aside for the time being.

Referring to the title again, “Lovely Indian girls” could be best described as how ‘lovely’ or how ‘rapat’ girls tend to be amongst themselves whilst “Furious Indian guys” could be best described as how ‘furious’ or how ‘ganas’ guys tend to be amongst themselves. No, I’m am neither talking about those gays nor am I referring to those lesbians. It is just among FRIENDS, yape, PLAIN FRIENDS!

I have friends, you have friends, your parents have friends and even some of your pets do consider you/us as a friend and vice-versa. What perplexes me is that why the interrelation of girls differs SOOO MUCH with those of guys? You see, in Friendster (sorry for interjecting Friendster over and over again. It happens to be a ‘life’ for some people out there), whenever I came across some profiles belonging to the girls, I would be attracted to their ‘comments’ section and there would be a high possibility of HER best girl friend posting a comment for her in her profile:
 

hey hawtie!…
you look hot babe!…
miss u loadxxx….
luv u so much dear…
muaxxxxx!!!

 
Forget about those ‘decorations’ in those wordings. It is common for some girls to beautify their words in that way and I seriously have no idea what made them to think like that. Dear ladies and gentlemen, the previous sentence was made on purpose so that some hatred comments would be paving its way. Cheers!

So now, my question confusion is, why guys can’t be like that? Why guys can’t be lovely as those girls do? Stop! Before I proceed further, I am not saying that GUYS SHOULD BEHAVE LIKE THOSE GIRLS! NO! I’m just seeking some clarification here. Please note the difference. Seriously, I COULD NOT IMAGINE myself sending a message to my purported friend named Muthu in Friendster assuming that he is in overseas:
 

dei macha..
how are you dear?…
i miss u so much yar..
come back faster dear..
luv u.. muaxx!

 
The very following day, I would be getting a reply from him. Either:

a) Dei, unneku enna paitiyo pudichirukka? Poda velekene!
b) Macha, you turned to be a gay arh?
c) Macha, someone hacked your profile and is playing the fool with me.
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