DISCLAIMER: Makkez.com is in no way affiliated with the FB Page Comedy Macha’s & Machi’s. Many people are thinking that I am owning that page whereby after I posted the article Becoming a Typical Facebook Meenachi, co-incidentally the FB page was opened by someone a few days after. Yeneiye summa utturengge pa, ungge tholle thangge mudille.
Apart from that, this post merely highlights what those 12 ~ 17 year old kids who are having too much of free time are doing nowadays. These kids aren’t gangsters, but are scumbags who don’t bother about their studies and families and self-proclaiming themselves to be some gang members. Seriously, real gangsters don’t do all this shit. They will keep a low-profile of themselves and would remain unnoticed most of the time.
After I posted the article Becoming a Typical Facebook Meenachi, I received a lot of personal messages from Meenachis asking on why I am being sexist and why I am focusing on Meenachis alone. These girls failed to understand that the article was not intended to ridicule girls in general but particularly those Meenachis who have been going around and tarnishing our community’s image with their retarded behaviour. That being said, here comes the Machans version.
Talking about Machans, there are many types of them. You can see one Machan wearing an XXXXL sized T-Shirt with 2pac in it (do they even know him?) accompanied with a skirt-alike baggy pants, another Machan who dresses casually and decently and last but not least, yet another Machan who would self-proclaim himself to be a
punmande and can be seen wearing the same ‘belang-belang’ T-Shirt, a sidebag, a faded jeans and a pair of sandals every freaking week. Previously, I came up with an article on what kind of language/words these mandes would frequently use and this time, we shall see how could someone possibly become a mande in Facebook. Following are the prerequisites: (more…)