This news is extremely funny and hence I decided to post it here. Have a look below:
PATNA, India (23/7/09) – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plough parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday. Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state ploughed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the ploughs.
“They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains,” Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar’s remote Banke Bazaar town.
“This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily.” India this year suffered its worst start to the vital monsoon rains in eight decades, causing drought in some states.
Asking their daughters to go naked? Well, we have heard of an Indian girl marrying a frog and an Indian guy marrying a dog but asking one’s daugher(s) to go naked just for the sake of begging for ‘rain’ from the purported ‘rain god’ is simply fcuked up. Oh yeah, before talking about others, it’s better for us to have a look at our own backyard first.
Recently, Uncle Sam was quoted saying that there are way too many Indian-based parties around. For the first time ever, I am agreeing with him.
Well, here are some of the notable ones:
Malaysian Indian Congress (MIC)
Malaysian Indian United Party (MIUP)
Indian Progressive Front (IPF)
Malaysia Makkal Sakti Party (MMSP?)
Malaysian Indian Democratic Action Front (MINDRAF)
And the latest addition by Uthayakumar:
Human Rights Party (Inclined more towards Indians although not Indian-based)
I really couldn’t find the reasoning behind the formation of HRP and MMSP since both of the parties are somewhat connected to HINDRAF and can even be merged if they want to but I guess some “internal affairs” is what keeps them apart from each other. As for MINDRAF, I don’t have much to say about them except that their name is a ripoff of HINDRAF. Meanwhile, the merger of MIC with either IPF or MIUP can only be ‘talked’ about but in practical, it would never happen despite claiming that they have “reached a so-called agreement”. So, that gives us a total of SIX (6) Indian parties to choose from.
While it seems to be a piece of cake to form an Indian party in this country, I thought of forming one as well. M1i or MAIRE. I bet most of you could easily decode the former one but as for the latter one, I’m seriously hoping if anyone could give some ideas on how to form a nice name by implementing the word “Malaysian” for MA and “Indian” for I. Any ideas for the RE part? Continue reading the rest of this entry »
As promised, we have successfully executed our charity activity on the 9th of July 2009. To be frank, this would be the second charity activity that I have been involved after being hooked up with another charity a few weeks back, which was the “Sri Lankan War Victims Charity Car Wash“.
Well, basically, everything was well-planned and we are glad that we never went through any “downs” compared to the “ups” that we gained throughout the execution. Anyway, the school that we visited was SJK(T) Pulau Carey Selatan (Banting) and believe it or not, the total students in that school were only 44+ students. Brother Durai had explained pretty well on what happened during our journey to that school thus I won’t be touching that part in detail.
The moment we reached that school, we were like “So, where’s the other buildings?”. Well, it seems that the school is just fit enough to cater all those 44+ students with their moderate-conditioned classrooms, a small HM room and a mini-library. The school toilet were demolished recently and it seemed that they rebuilt it on a separate ground and I’m not sure about the water supply over there as the moment we had a peek inside, there was no water!
Leaving that aside, we quickly gathered at what-seemed-to-be their ‘canteen’ and there was Mr. Satish, the person in charge (since the HM was not around). He was a very nice man and he acknowledged our visit to that school and even asked our whereabouts and exchanged some questions amongst each other. He was very delighted with our motive to help that school in a way that we could and thanked us in advance. Without hesitation, he quickly asked all the students to gather at the ‘canteen’ and believe me, all the students were very well-mannered and disciplined. It was quite usual for those students to chit-chat with one another at first and there was another lady teacher who came forward and warned them to remain silent. Well, that won’t be something new to us though.
Then, we started serving the Mee Hoon followed by KFC (3 buckets that have been bought earlier) to all those kids one by one. They seemed to be so happy and amused knowing the fact that they are being served KFC, Mee Hoon along with some soft drinks. Before they started to eat, Mr. Satish gave a short speech and even asked the students to thank us for our motive, as how you could see in the video above. Well, frankly speaking, their ‘thanks’ should go to all our donators and contributors especially for making this charity plan a big success.
While we were filming and chit-chatting with some of those kids while they were busy eating, we were being bombarded with tons of requests for “Chilly sauce”. It seems that the chilly sauce packets were not sufficient for them and we had one last packet, which we have no choice but to let it being shared by 3 kids. Then, came one of the teachers demanding for a packet of Chilly sauce as well! Oh my, we had a hard time saying that we don’t have any chilly sauce packets left to all of them.
Our charity plan was a huge success and special thanks goes to all our donators and contributors as without you guys, our plan would be nothing. We had a great time chit-chatting at that school and I’m sure the kids would have enjoyed their new ‘gifts’ as well. More info, detailed experience, pictures and videos shall be making its way soon so stay tuned to this blog as well as RagedIndian.com. Here’s a teaser for you guys:
Now, let’s get into our topic for today. I’m going to give you a situation which I underwent recently and would really love to hear your thoughts about it. Here you go:
1) A girl called you all of a sudden and she asked whether does your name starts with “P” (which isn’t in my case). She even mentioned that you recently ported from Telco A to Telco B and asked you whether it’s true or not. (which is true in my case but I lied to her saying no). You asked how the hell did she knew that and she said that she’s working in Maxis and is having all the necessary details about you.
2) After saying a few “NO”s, she insisted of being a friend with you. Then, instead of asking your whereabouts, she asked for your YAHOO/MSN ID.
3) Out of curiosity thinking that it may be your friend playing a prank on you, you gave your MSN ID and start chatting with her, with a well-planned intention of ‘flirting with her’ and ‘eager to date her’.
4) Surprisingly, she mentioned that she HATES LOVE and LOVES to be your friend. A very very very good friend, she said.
5) She then asks for your photo but you asked her photo instead. Again, as stupid as it may sound, she gave her YAHOO ID and PASSWORD for you to view her photos in her “Yahoo Profile”. Without hesitation, you tried logging in, succeeded and managed to view her photos. Continue reading the rest of this entry »
I was stunned when I read the news saying that our local tycoon is bidding to buy the Newcastle United Football Club. Yes, you heard that right. Newcastle United! While it does sounds great knowing the fact that one of our makkals is venturing into Brit’s football, I would say that would be one of the weirdest move made by our big boss.
Billionaire Malaysian media mogul T. Ananda Krishnan is the man reportedly behind an £80 million (RM460.6 million) bid to buy English football club Newcastle United, according to The Sun newspaper in the United Kingdom.
The Sun reported that Ananda, who controls Maxis Communications, gaming group Tanjong plc, Measat and Astro, is closing in on the deal to end Mike Ashley’s nightmare two-year “Toon” reign.
RM460 million? Well, if he fails in bidding for that football club, he might wanna consider donating a ’small portion’ of that money to the Penang government so that they could use it to resolve the Kampung Buah Pala issue by buying over the land and for everyone’s sake, stop pointing fingers once and for all. Continue reading the rest of this entry »
The whole world is in a state of shock due to the death of our beloved King of Pop, Michael Jackson (1958 ~ 2009). For those in the age range of 20 and above, I bet most of you would not have forgotten some of his super hit songs; Beat It, Billie Jean, Black or White, Thriller and You are not alone to name a few. No matter what, he is and will always be the King of Pop and no one could ever replace a legend like him. R.I.P.
I used to read a lot of pamphlets claiming that this particular Tok Guru is able to predict Toto / Magnum / Kuda accurately and his ability to ‘bring wealth’ to all this customers. Well, in those pamphlets, or from what I have seen averagely, there would definitely be some pictures of an Indian woman meeting a Tok Guru and below that would be her name, either Kamachi or Meenachi along with some text in broken Malay.
Saya amat bertrima kasih kepada Tok Guru kerana beri saya nombor ekor yang saya kena. Suami saya patah satu kaki dan tarak kerja. Saya menang RM200000 daripada nombor yang Tok Guru bagi dan hidup saya sekarang sangat selesa. Saya……. [and the crapping goes on]
Kamachi
Well, from what I have heard, these kind of Tok Guru’s would love to prey on Indians, particularly those desperate Indians who would crave for such menang-nombor-ekor opportunity to knock their door. Unfortunately, the knocking would be done by yet another Indian claiming that he ‘knew’ a Tok Guru which could change their life in a split of a second. The truth is, that ‘Indian’ would be working for that particular Tok Guru in bringing in customers. So, once the victims were duped into meeting the Tok Guru, 98% of the Tok Gurus would be asking for some sort of a ‘deposit’ to be offered to the god as a part of their praying process. And what happens next? The Tok Guru would be asking for another ‘deposit’ claiming that the offerings were not enough and he needs more money to ‘convince the god’ to give out a ‘jackpot number’. And what’s next? That’s it, the Tok Guru and the Indian assistant were nowhere to be found a few weeks later. Continue reading the rest of this entry »
While I’m currently busy drafting my next post, I thought of asking you, my beloved readers’ opinions regarding the ‘naming ceremony’ of my upcoming designing portfolio site. It should contain the word “Vikz” followed by whatever word (only one word) that may be related to designing, graphics and etc. If you guys have anything in mind, do not hesitate to pour out your ideas by commenting below. By the way, if you are wondering how my designs would look like, well, I’ve compiled some of the logo designs that I have made for my clients all around the world. Have a look below and if you feel like criticizing my designs, feel free to do so. And don’t forget, please pour out your ideas regarding the site name as well as I suck terribly when it comes to ‘naming’.
While things started to heat up due to the Muar Kali issue, I thought of giving my blog a break for a while and thus posted the following jokes that I received via email and sharing it with you all. Regardless whether the jokes are old or new, they would definitely give you a good laugh. The ‘poriki paiyen’ in the jokes below refers to an Indian guy who happens to be a dumbfcuk, just in case if some people are blur about it.
Poriki Paiyen bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″
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Poriki Paiyen : I am proud because my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Poriki Paiyen : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Poriki Paiyen : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Poriki Paiyen : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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Poriki Paiyen : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Poriki Paiyen : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again. Continue reading the rest of this entry »
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