Tonggeran [Tong-ge-ran]
-adjective
1) To hang on something
2) ‘Hanging’ on ’someone’

Valiyiran [Vali-yi-ran]
-adjective
1) ‘Acting’ for the sake of grabbing one’s attention

 
Tonggeran and valiyiran. Those two words are usually associated with guys and in order to streamline this article, I shall be talking about those Indian guys as usual.

Both words may identically mean the same in terms of ‘why they are behaving like that’, but the real hidden meaning behind it might be slightly different. For instance, tonggeran may be like one guy is always attached to a group of girl friends whom he newly befriended and as for the reason, no one knows! To flirt? To tackle them? To show to other guys that he is with girls? To show to other girls that ‘these’ girls are with him? Hmmmmm. But, whenever we tend to ask that guy why you are always with those girls compared to your other guy friends all of a sudden or something like do you love any of them, he would go like: COME ON, WE’RE JUST FRIENDS!

Take this scenario on how ‘Tonggeran’ differs from ‘Just friends’:

“Just friends!”
Ravi recently joined a college together with a bunch of his guy friends. He got to know some girl friends who happen to be his classmates. During lunch break, he would join his guy friends and invite his new girl friends to go and have lunch together. Since then, all of them would go for lunch together!

“Tonggeran”
Ravi recently joined a college together with a bunch of his guy friends. He got to know some girl friends who happen to be his classmates. During lunch break, he won’t bother on what his guy friends are eating or where they are going, but instead, his main priority would be focused on his new girl friends alone. Wherever they go, he would follow them just for the sake of showing off his ‘friendliness’ attitude. And once again, he won’t give a phuck whether his guy friends are eating shit or what-so-ever.

Spot the difference? The sudden twist of a guy from lallygagging with his guy friends to emphasize more on his new girl friends is somewhat amusing I would say. If you love any of those girls, fine, go ahead and tell to your guy friends frankly. Don’t come up with shitty excuses saying that you don’t have any guy friends! You see, I know that guys too, loves attraction as girls do. But please don’t over-react lar! At least spend some equal time with your guy friends and most important of all, never abandon them! Never kalti-uderan them to be specific!

Now, let us study the word “Valiyiran”:
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Barisan Nasional backbencher Bung Mokhtar Radin has denied making an obscene gesture that was caught on national television this morning.

Source: Malaysiakini

 

 
Watch the clip below and judge it yourself. Ending is ’savadi’! =D
 

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This might be old to some but I just couldn’t stop myself from laughing by seeing this picture.

As the question goes:
What would happen to Google when the Internet is gone?

Think..

Google would set up their own Internet?..

Google would shut down?..

Google would be FOR SALE?..

Well, checkout the image below!
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The PLAN is a simple system to collect cash from students to help those Tamil schools. The Idea is to save up 33cents per day and to bank in the money in a account managed by three people.

The money would be then used to help Tamil schools of their infrastructure ONLY. This objective would be changed prior the accomplishment of the first objective and having the approval of the management team.

There are 4 departments to run this plan. They are the management, accounts, information and strategic planning unit. The information department is lead by UTP and the rest whereas the strategic planning unit is headed by UPSI and the rest. The management would oversee the whole operation and the accounts as well. 3 members of the management would be opening a joint account and that account would be used to collect the money.

Adopted from SLC - The Plan’s site

 
The one who initiated the above plan were not from any political parties, but are Indian Undergraduate students! You heard that right!

At the recent Student Leadership Convention 2008 held in UM, our fellow Indian undergraduate student leaders from all public institutions as well as certain private institutions met up and actively discussed about this plan.

Adhering back to the first paragraph above, the “33cents” per day, which eventually would turn out to be RM9.90 (or round it up to RM10) within a month’s time, would be subjected to be banked in to an account which belongs to the person(s)-in-charge and that money, together with other contributions from other sources, would be used to buy table and chairs for Tamil schools that have been known to be in a deteriorative condition.

Currently, the plan about “The Plan”, the bank account number and the main representative of each states have been posted at the official “SLC - The Plan” site (blog), so to all of you out there, feel free to surf that site (blog) and explore it thoroughly.
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The above formula was derived from an excerpt which I found in a news article whilst surfing The Star online.
 

TheStar (2nd July)

A leading Hindu priest has urged Hindus to visit temples on Fridays, Makkal Osai reported.

Sivashree A.P. Muthukumaru Shivachariar said that people had time to watch serials on television but could not find the time for religion.

There was also a need for Hindu youths to be educated in their religion as many were ignorant of it, he added.

 
Correct, correct, correct! For certain mothers, they have became accustomed to these “Tamil serials” and based on that, another equation could be derived!

No Tamil Serials = No Life!

You see, no point going around and yelling at them and advising them on how bad the influence of Tamil serials have been. What influence, they might ask. Of course, we could always crap about how stupid some of the storylines are, and how bored it is to see the same faces acting over and over again under a new name and with a new characteristic role. No matter how hard we debate with them, in the end, it all would fall on the deaf ears. You see, watching Tamil serials is not a sin nor it is unlawful but, neglecting the following:

a) Cooking
b) Doing house chores
c) Family planning
d) Talking with family members
e) Going out with family members
d) RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES

would by hook or crook, cause a disaster in a family. In the end, Tamil serials would be solely-blamed for any unwanted circumstances that may happen in a family. Won’t that sound childish?

Me too like the others, have encountered quite a number of Tamil serials, albeit I am not an ardent fan of them. Chitti, Annamalai, Marmadesham… you name it! LOL! Some are scary, some are mysterious, some are romantic, some are funny and some are BORING! Now, I hope that doesn’t makes me a person who ‘cakap kosong’!
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I wonder who is that Fatimah!
 
To those who are scratching their head, well, I’m talking about the latest hit track titled “Fatimah 2008” by The Villanz from their latest album named “Saagavaram“. By the time I’m posting this, it seems that this Fatimah 2008 song is in the lead (Thanks Junio) in THR Raaga’s Malaysian Top 10! Wow, not bad!
 
Another thing is that this song is featured by Darkkey, the very same person who initiated the original version of Fatimah song together with his “colleagues” - The Keys - a few years back. That was a very very long time ago from what I could recall. So by now, you all should know that this Fatimah 2008 song is a remake of the old Fatimah song, with some modifications done to it, or should I say the transformation of Samba Rock to Hip-Hop!
 
BUT, one thing perplexes me. I shall assume that some of you would have listened to (watched) the above video and now, try listening to the original version of the Fatimah song below:
 
Go get Adobe Flash Player!
 
Spot the difference? Yape, it is the lyrics! Anyway, is it only me or anyone else have noticed that the lyrics for the original Fatimah song are kind of ‘double-meaning‘? LOL! Let me decipher some part of those lyrics!
 
FATIMAH NEE YERI PAARU MAMA KUTHUREYILE!
- Fatimah, come and ride my (uncle’s?) horse.
 
THUKKI VECHA KUTHURE MELE ENNA PANIDUVE?
- What would you do If you are on top of the (my) horse?
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We already have those hip-hoppers and rappers in our community. And now, there are a few new additions to follow up! Say hello to Emo and Gothic, baby! Basically, the former two are usually attached to guys, not malayalee guys, not telugu guys, but INDIAN GUYS! Whilst the latter two somehow managed to attract those Indian girls, and nobody knew how that somehow made its debut!

I was talking to an Indian girl whom I’ve known for quite some time in MSN Messenger and she kept on changing her display picture, which made me to ask her one question:
 

Makkez: Why your posing in all your pictures are one kind?
Girl: coz me an emo
Makkez: ….huh?
Girl: emo lar… dat one also you dunno arh?
Makkez: Ohh… yea, I know….

 
I’ve heard of this ‘emo’ thing but never really paid any serious attention to it. The moment that girl told to me about her ‘emo-istic’ character, I rapidly hopped into one of the online urban dictionary site, and this is what I found:
 

Definition of Emo:

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 14 year olds who don’t smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 of the face at an angle.

 
The bolded sentence signifies the exactness of what I have seen in that girl’s picture(s). I wonder, how the hell did this kind of culture managed to sneak in into some our Indian girls’ mind and once again, HOW THE HELL did they got attracted to it? Another thing that some of you might not aware about Emo is CUTTING! Yup, cutting their wrist, cutting their palm, you name it!

These kind of girls would usually express themselves in their way of dressing, appearance and the music they would listen to. They are usually shy, sensitive and often depressive. Allright, let us take an example of a love failure. A typical Indian guy who recently went through a miserable love failure would end up drinking in the Kedai Ah Pek nearby while this Indian ‘emo’ girl would take a sharp blade, cut her wrist slightly for the sake of adhering to the rules of ‘emo’ and the very following day, she would start googling for tons and tons of “love hurts”, “love sucks”, “guys suck” pictures and so forth to be uploaded into her social networking profile. Although this ‘wrist/hand cutting activity’ may not be carried out in a large number, but the influential power of ‘emo’ would force them to do so sooner or later!
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Certain international sites are loading slow as usual whilst local sites seems to be okay for the moment, or maybe I should do a more thorough check on some of the major local sites to verify my previous ad-lib.

Gmail.com? Oklar. Youtube.com? Kinda slow. Imageshack.ws? Slow like hell! Or maybe I should put the blame on their servers? Downloads? No comment!

If I were to call those Streamyx customer service, I won’t be surprised if they ask me to follow their same and lame Kindergarten methods, ranging from disconnecting the modem from CPU, connecting it back, resetting the modem and lastly, flushing my DNS! Ini nenek saya pun tahu lar!

Or maybe I might be getting a response such as this (Enjoy the video!):

SHUT UP U!

THIS POST IS INTENDED TO MALAYALEES ONLY!!

For god’s sake, I would NEVER EVER aim my post to any particular ethnics, like what some jerks would do. Allright, let’s cut the crap. First and foremost, I would be dedicating this post to those Mista WhatEva in Friendster who would love to waste hours of his precious time going around in Friendster looking for some hot chicks and asking for their phone numbers as well as to priyacute going around in Indiaglitz and Behindwoods looking for some Trisha’s and Asin’s photos to be uploaded into their Friendster profile. Ohh, and not forgetting some “ethnicist” who loves to crap around with their ethnocentrically-inclined views and ideologies. Other interested newbies are welcomed!

When it comes to internet, many people would be attracted to the beauty of social-networking, blogging, warez, hacking, online games and “etc etc”. But, the moment one individual ventured into money making business, and I meant serious money making, he/she would never ever let his/her interest from fading away and hence, expansion of their empire would be taking place! Why can’t our kids do the same instead of wasting their time on some crappy-online stuffs?

You see, I am not going to touch on Forex investment or those kind of services but I would be focusing on two particular options, which I found to be very very useful. Before I proceed further, I am not proclaiming myself to be a professional in this ‘money-making’ field. I am just sharing my experience to all of you, as what people would say, sharing is caring!
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