The whole world is in a state of shock due to the death of our beloved King of Pop, Michael Jackson (1958 ~ 2009). For those in the age range of 20 and above, I bet most of you would not have forgotten some of his super hit songs; Beat It, Billie Jean, Black or White, Thriller and You are not alone to name a few. No matter what, he is and will always be the King of Pop and no one could ever replace a legend like him. R.I.P.
I used to read a lot of pamphlets claiming that this particular Tok Guru is able to predict Toto / Magnum / Kuda accurately and his ability to ‘bring wealth’ to all this customers. Well, in those pamphlets, or from what I have seen averagely, there would definitely be some pictures of an Indian woman meeting a Tok Guru and below that would be her name, either Kamachi or Meenachi along with some text in broken Malay.
Saya amat bertrima kasih kepada Tok Guru kerana beri saya nombor ekor yang saya kena. Suami saya patah satu kaki dan tarak kerja. Saya menang RM200000 daripada nombor yang Tok Guru bagi dan hidup saya sekarang sangat selesa. Saya……. [and the crapping goes on]
Kamachi
Well, from what I have heard, these kind of Tok Guru’s would love to prey on Indians, particularly those desperate Indians who would crave for such menang-nombor-ekor opportunity to knock their door. Unfortunately, the knocking would be done by yet another Indian claiming that he ‘knew’ a Tok Guru which could change their life in a split of a second. The truth is, that ‘Indian’ would be working for that particular Tok Guru in bringing in customers. So, once the victims were duped into meeting the Tok Guru, 98% of the Tok Gurus would be asking for some sort of a ‘deposit’ to be offered to the god as a part of their praying process. And what happens next? The Tok Guru would be asking for another ‘deposit’ claiming that the offerings were not enough and he needs more money to ‘convince the god’ to give out a ‘jackpot number’. And what’s next? That’s it, the Tok Guru and the Indian assistant were nowhere to be found a few weeks later.
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While I’m currently busy drafting my next post, I thought of asking you, my beloved readers’ opinions regarding the ‘naming ceremony’ of my upcoming designing portfolio site. It should contain the word “Vikz” followed by whatever word (only one word) that may be related to designing, graphics and etc. If you guys have anything in mind, do not hesitate to pour out your ideas by commenting below. By the way, if you are wondering how my designs would look like, well, I’ve compiled some of the logo designs that I have made for my clients all around the world. Have a look below and if you feel like criticizing my designs, feel free to do so. And don’t forget, please pour out your ideas regarding the site name as well as I suck terribly when it comes to ‘naming’.
While things started to heat up due to the Muar Kali issue, I thought of giving my blog a break for a while and thus posted the following jokes that I received via email and sharing it with you all. Regardless whether the jokes are old or new, they would definitely give you a good laugh. The ‘poriki paiyen’ in the jokes below refers to an Indian guy who happens to be a dumbfcuk, just in case if some people are blur about it.
Poriki Paiyen bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″
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Poriki Paiyen : I am proud because my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Poriki Paiyen : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Poriki Paiyen : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Poriki Paiyen : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.
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Poriki Paiyen : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Poriki Paiyen : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Tamil Mimicry artist Kovai Ramesh also known as Ramesh Kumar, who is known to leave his audience in fits of laughter, had them in tears on Saturday, he died in a road accident on his 40th birthday. Coincidentally, it was the birthday of driver Karthikeyan who also died in the fatal accident.
Kovai Ramesh started his career as a mimicry artist performing at stage shows. His acquaintance with Kovai Guna and Kovai Ashok lead him to the talent show ‘Kalakkapovadhu Yaaru’ telecast by Vijay TV in 2005. Since then there was no looking back for this talented artist who captivated the viewers by dressing in female attire and imitating yesteryear heroines’ voices.
Well, I gotta say that I am a big fan of him when it comes to mimicking actresses body language as well as their voices, such as those of Oorvasi, Banupriya, Banumathi, Saroja Devi and so on. Those were classic! Unfortunately, sad to say that he is no longer alive now. Although I rarely watch Asatha Povathu Yaaru nowadays as how I used to do last time, he would always be one of my top picks from that show. May his soul rest in peace.
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I got this forwarded email with the subject line “Muar Kali” yesterday and at first, I thought it was a name of a person. But then, it seems that the email was all about our god “Kali” in Muar, Johor. There was not much details about this ‘event’ as all the contents (attachments) were purely photos. Before that, let me tell you something. I am the kind of a person who would ignore most of the forwarded emails that I receive and I would only read a few of them once in a blue moon, and that is, randomly. The same goes to this email.
The reason I’m saying so is because this email might be old, in such a way that it was once circulated around 1 year ago, 2 years ago or even 4 years ago. So, if by any chance, the following photos might be familiar to you, kindly apologise my ‘slowpokeness‘ and hope that those who haven’t seen them before shall be having a good time viewing them.
Most of time, Tamil mega serials would never fail to show a scene where the mother-in-law would be trying her level best to either chase away her own daughter-in-law or in some cases, killing her via the most common way which is to mix her drink with some poison. On the other hand, there would even be a scene showing the daughter-in-law trying her level best to chase away her mother-in-law via any plausible means from the house where they are living together so that she could live ‘happily’ with her husband.
Well, all the above were fictional as we all may know. Today, it seems that a study conducted in Malaysia has revealed that the major cause of divorce in Indian community is because of one’s mother-in-law. Yes, you heard that right. One’s mother-in-law could even mean the mother-in-law of a husband and the fight among them as a part of the reason for divorce but that is very unlikely to occur. Seriously, I mean that.
KUALA LUMPUR: Every married person knows it, but a local study has confirmed it – mothers-in-law are the chief cause of divorces, especially in the Indian community.
Data in the Malaysia Community and Family Study 2004 by the National Population and Family Development Board (LPPKN) revealed that “meddlesome in-laws” is the number one reason why Indian couples get divorced.
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Perhaps if Tamil serials start to emphasize more on the positive bonding of mother-in-laws with their daughter-in-laws, I personally believe that it could at least yield a favorable outcome instead of giving ideas through the screen on how to kill each other via various ways. Sigh.
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The following was drafted by Durai of RagedIndian.com and both of us planned to post it simultaneously in our respective blogs today. The commenting option for this post has been disabled as I feel, it would be much better to discuss about this plan in one platform alone rather than two different platforms.
I’ve kept you in the dark for such a long time now about the new charity plan. I’ve been planning this from February and I would have executed it if I did not think twice at that time. Previously, when I did a small charity, I had only kept my closest friends in loop so that they could participate.
First, I would like to announce that this charity would be run online with me and Brother Makkez pioneering the event.
After I talked about it here, then I got to know some of you might want to participate. So, I would make it this way then. This time, I’m planning to make it a 2 in 1 kind of thing.
Let me get to the plan:
There are 2 things Makkez and I had planned after a few session of email brainstorming:
1. Books and Stationeries
This is the initial plan that I thought of in February. I’m planning to make the charity plan simple by contributing to Tamil schools. It’s simple because all I thought was, buying 1000 notebooks and stationeries and then handing it over to the Tamil school for them to distribute to the students.
Why?
It’s because based on my own experience teaching Tamil schools 5 years back, I’ve seen how Tamil school children’s lacks the basic tools they need to study everyday. They do not even have notes to write down whatever they’re studying. How do we expect them to excel then?
I know you might think that by distributing it to the children, little effect it might bring to the children. But whether it brings little impact or bigger impact, the rest is up to them. Perhaps we can continue planning something in the future for these kids.
For now, this is what we’re going to execute.
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