Recently, we (SaiFund.org) shared a post regarding Mdm Talagawadi who is in dire need of help to undergo her leg operation and thanks to all of you, the post was shared by many people and eventually grabbed many people’s attention.

We’ve managed to collect some funds needed to purchase the items listed above and one kind-hearted soul even donated RM680 so that we can use it to purchase the commode-wheelchair right away. The funds received exceeded our expectations so we decided to purchase whatever items that we are able to from the list above and handing over the balance money to Madam Talagawadi for her other needs. All the purchasing details and receipts will be posted in our SaiFund FB page for your kind perusal.

Bro Raajiv sponsored the dressing items whilst the rest were bought using the funds that we’ve managed to collect. Unfortunately, we had a tough time searching for ‘Lyrica’ as many pharmacies were kind of reluctant to sell the medicine and some even mentioned that they’ve never heard of  it.

It was Sunday (20th January 2013) when Bro Raajiv, Bro Uvaraj and myself drove all the way to Pandan Perdana to meet Madam Talagawadi and her caretaker(s). As usual, we lost our way but thanks to our GPS and to Madam Talagawadi, we reached there in an hour time after moving out from Sungai Buloh. Continue reading the rest of this entry »

DISCLAIMER: Makkez.com is in no way affiliated with the FB Page Comedy Macha’s & Machi’s. Many people are thinking that I am owning that page whereby after I posted the article Becoming a Typical Facebook Meenachi, co-incidentally the FB page was opened by someone a few days after. Yeneiye summa utturengge pa, ungge tholle thangge mudille.

Apart from that, this post merely highlights what those 12 ~ 17 year old kids who are having too much of free time are doing nowadays. These kids aren’t gangsters, but are scumbags who don’t bother about their studies and families and self-proclaiming themselves to be some gang members. Seriously, real gangsters don’t do all this shit. They will keep a low-profile of themselves and would remain unnoticed most of the time.

After I posted the article Becoming a Typical Facebook Meenachi, I received a lot of personal messages from Meenachis asking on why I am being sexist and why I am focusing on Meenachis alone. These girls failed to understand that the article was not intended to ridicule girls in general but particularly those Meenachis who have been going around and tarnishing our community’s image with their retarded behaviour. That being said, here comes the Machans version.

Talking about Machans, there are many types of them. You can see one Machan wearing an XXXXL sized T-Shirt with 2pac in it (do they even know him?) accompanied with a skirt-alike baggy pants, another Machan who dresses casually and decently and last but not least, yet another Machan who would self-proclaim himself to be a punmande and can be seen wearing the same ‘belang-belang’ T-Shirt, a sidebag, a faded jeans and a pair of sandals every freaking week. Previously, I came up with an article on what kind of language/words these mandes would frequently use and this time, we shall see how could someone possibly become a mande in Facebook. Following are the prerequisites: Continue reading the rest of this entry »

This post has been drafted a long time ago and I thought of posting it now by adding an additional point (the last point) below. I did posted a similar article a few years back but that was for those meenachis in Friendster. By the way, please do not take this post seriously as it was meant to be fun.

If you have been surfing Facebook for quite some time and seen a lot of profiles, you might have stumbled upon some meenachis’ profiles and how they would decorate their profiles particularly their profile picture in such a way that they would be changing it every 3 minutes and 47 seconds with a retarded “quote” accompanied with some blurry effects being applied to it. Yes, I know that it is their profile and it is up to them on how they want to design decorate it.

But then, if cropping your duck-faced picture, zooming in to your so-called boobs and then blurring the whole thing is what you call as design, then I am better off stop designing for god’s sake. While most of these meenachis wouldn’t actually use Photoshop to decorate their pictures, there are plenty of online image editing tools and photo frame editors whereby they would have the same set of  settings and effects to be used just like how it is in Photoshop. At the end of this article, I will list down the most common steps on how you can re-design your profile picture the meenachi-style!

Before that, in order for one to become a typical Facebook meenachi, there are a few prerequisites that have to be fulfilled. Refer below: Continue reading the rest of this entry »

MLM or better known as multi-level-marketing made its way to Malaysia a few years back. Initially, this particular field was dominated by the Malays and Chinese and our Indian makkals slowly ventured into it after hearing some bullshit stories on how some people successfully bought a 7 million bungalow in just 5 months and how some premium-super-gold-platinum achiever went to the extend of buying a Boeing 747 flight and traveling the whole world in it just by promoting a perfume or a healthy drink which they are selling for RM999.99. Seriously, why buy this kind of products when you can buy the same for a mere RM9.99 at local pharmacies and stores?

The answer – marketing strategy. Yes, let me put it straight. Indians can be fools and at the same time, can be easily fooled too. Just show them a pamphlet of a purported ‘Tok Guru’ offering some 4D number predictions and immediately, out of 10 Indians that you’ve approached, at least 5 of them would be eager to know more about the Tok Guru and out of those 5, 3 of them would be standing-by to bank-in some deposit to the Tok Guru’s account in order for him to buy some ‘prayer materials’ to start predicting those 4D numbers. Seriously, if the Tok Guru himself can really predict 4D numbers and so, then why the hell he is sitting under a tree for the rest of his life and offering his services to you for a few thousand bucks? Frankly speaking, he would have long struck the 4D jackpot, winning like RM1 million every freaking week and instead of sitting under a tree, he would be sitting at a Casino in USA by now. This, my dear readers, would be one of the easiest method to cheat Indians up until today.

Alright, talking about MLM, you see, our machans and machis are very attracted to MLM nowadays. They believe that it is a shortcut for them to be a millionaire in just a few months by selling some lame products. While they do see the benefits of it, they fail to realise the consequences they are about to face if things goes wrong terribly. Following would be some of the common things that are associated with MLM:

1) Healthy drinks
2) Education portals
3) Perfumes
4) Cosmetic sets
5) Nutritional supplements
6) Cleaning supplies

I am not against MLM here. It is just not my cup of tea. Some of you may have earned a decent income out of it whilst some of you may even be doing it for a long period of time. However, based on my own personal experience, there are way too much of complains and grouses in contrast to some ‘successful stories’ that I’ve heard. What I am going to pen down next would be some examples on how our machans and machis would act their way to convince you to lean towards them, the fucked up way of-course. Continue reading the rest of this entry »

“Annaivarukum yen iniye Deepavali naal valthukal” 

This post is dedicated to all my blog readers, fellow commenters, haters, fellow SaiFund.ORG committee members, fellow Malaysian Indian bloggers, the ever-loving Presana Narayanan and to all the machans and machis out there.

This year’s Deepavali celebration is a different one for me because instead of the usual window shopping, thanni session and jamming at nightclubs, myself together with other SaiFund.ORG committee members and volunteers took our time off to spend some time with the kids at SJK(T) Ladang Kati, Sauk, Perak on 9th November 2012. We never went there empty-handed but instead, we brought along 6 PC sets, school bags, Deepavali goodies, stationery items and many more to be given to those kids. For more details, you may refer to the blog post over here.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all our volunteers who were there to accompany us, the SaiFund.ORG committee members. A big thanks goes out to all our donators and well wishers as well as without all of you, we are basically powerless. We look forward to come up with more and more charity events in the near future and should you be interested to join us or donate to support our cause, feel free to visit SaiFund.ORG.

While writing this, I remembered of an article that I wrote approximately 4 years back in which I penned down my own observations on what Deepavali celebration means for our machans and machis. Continue reading the rest of this entry »