Being an Indian gangster in Malaysia is not a challenging task and if you follow the guide prepared by Bro Durai of ragedindian.com which you can find here, the very next day you are 70% qualified to be an Indian gangster. However, do not forget that in order to achieve the balance 30%, you will need to go through one of the hardest challenge in your life, even harder than learning the English language itself, mastering the Malaysian Indian gangster language.

Yes, you are right. There are few criterias which differentiate a gangster and a normal Machan. You see, the least requirement in order to be an average Machan is passing your SPM, as in you have completed your secondary studies.  As for being a gangster, there is no such thing as a minimum requirement but the maximum requirement is for you to NOT pass your SPM (NOTE: I am not referring to those who are living below the poverty line and unable to study due to their condition. The previous line merely refers to those ‘sakai‘ or ‘thaduthale‘ type of kids).

So, back to the topic. Before we move forward, please ensure that you have:

1. Bought a side bag and currently wearing it
2. Bought a yellow-black striped shirt and currently wearing it (belang-belang shirt) Continue reading the rest of this entry »

Machan in our language (M1) merely means someone who is close to us, friends or ‘kaigels‘ we would say. Those were the days when machans only applies to boys but nowadays, even girls are using the term ‘machan’ to refer to their girl friend. A machan (assuming that I am referring to a ‘male’ machan) can be annoying (those pariah machans), can be fun and cool (those friends of yours who would stick with you 24/7) and can also be mysterious at times (refer HERE).

But, I would never deny the fact that all these machans are capable of having their own girlfriend. No matter how terrible he is, how uncivilized he is or how pariah he is, the moment they are with their girlfriend or at least having a conversation with them, these machans can act greater than Kamal Hassan himself. I’m not going to talk on how well they are acting but I’m going to touch a little bit on the opposite side, which is on how their girlfriend react to these machans.

You see, having a girlfriend is akin to struggling yourself working with Windows XP. You just won’t know when you will get a blue screen error, when you will get a runtime error and when your computer will fail to boot. In short, you won’t see it coming. For some, having a girlfriend is like a living heaven, which I won’t deny either. Girls have the magical capability of changing their mood every now and then and some of the girlfriends expect their boyfriends to automatically acknowledge, understand as well as behave in accordance to their mood at that particular time. Honestly, this would be one of the BIGGEST task for the boyfriends in their life.  For instance, the following rage comic explains a situation when the boyfriend messages his girlfriend at the wrong time (inspired by 9gag – M1 version):

To the BF’s despair, his plan to sweet-talk with his GF failed miserably (click on the spoiler below to view the final image): Continue reading the rest of this entry »

While I couldn’t agree anymore with Bro Durai with his latest post in Snake Babu, I couldn’t help myself either in coming up with a rage comic depicting the whole situation.

DISCLAIMER: The following rage comic is purely for fun and educational purpose, in which it reminds you to be careful with your friends as well as be aware of your surroundings.  If you are sensitive, offended or even poked, you are more than welcome to visit this site instead.

CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW TO VIEW THE FULL COMIC

I understand that stealing has become a common thing nowadays, especially when one steals a car, a motorbike or even snatching someone’s handbag but how frequent have you heard of an Indian aunty accompanied with her so-called family stealing a crate of beer by hiding it tight to her clit and walking away as if nothing happens?

This is extraordinary I would say! Not many people would have this skill and not many ladies would be walking around with some sort of a clip being tied up to their clits. Seriously, my utmost respect goes to this lady irregardless of whoever she is. I do understand that some people might be kleptomaniac in nature but to the extent of stealing a crate of beer? Enna kodumai saar ithu. Ladies and gentlemen, let me present this lady with the infamous award in which no girls were awarded previously, the Kangkang Kaveri award.

Watch the video below: Continue reading the rest of this entry »

Looking at the picture above, I believe most of you, or at least some of you would have at least seen the faces above. There are many variations of them from me gusta, troll face, foreveralone, Y U NO guy and so forth. But, what these faces meant and who created them? Why they became so famous suddenly? Well, welcome to the internet.

From Wikipedia:

Rage comic is an Internet meme for a comic centering on a titular rage guy, created from a character, or rage face, which expresses rage or some other simple emotion. Over time, contributors have created numerous stock faces which show readily identifiable emotions. The range of expression has allowed uses such as teaching English as a foreign language.

Rage comics’ popularity has been attributed to their use as vehicles for humorizing shared experiences. As of December 2011, the rage comic tag “fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!” ranked among the top 20 most subscribed on reddit.

The rage comics had became a sensation in this e-world lately and nearly all parts of the world have their own version of rage comic. It can be fun, sad,  humorous, buta.com and so forth. Even in Malaysia, many people had posted their own versions of rage comic. That was when I thought to myself, why can’t we have our own rage comic in the M1 style?

I have added a new category in this blog called ‘Rage Comics’ so for any future postings related to rage comics, memes or demotivational posters, it would fall under this category. For now, enjoy the following comic: Continue reading the rest of this entry »